The Ned M'Keown Stories: Traits And Stories Of The Irish Peasantry, The Works of; William Carleton, Volume ThreeCarleton, William
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The Ned M'Keown Stories: Traits And Stories Of The Irish Peasantry, The Works of; William Carleton, Volume Three
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Not far,” replied his companion--“only fourteen miles; but, I suppose,
the fact is, you wish to know who and what I am, where I came from and
whither I am going. Well, you shall know this. In the first place, I am
agent to Lord Non Resident's estate, if you ever heard of that
nobleman, and am on my way from Castle Ruin, the seat of his Lordship's
Incumbrances, to Dublin. My name you have already heard. Are you now
satisfied?”
“Parfitly, your honor,” replied Ned, “and I am much obliged to you,
sir.”
“I trust you are an honest man,” said the stranger, “because for this
night I am about to place great confidence in you.”
“Well, sir,” said his landlord, “if I turn out dishonest to you, it's
more nor I did in my whole life to any body else, barring to Nancy.”
“Here, then,” said the stranger, drawing out a large packet, inclosed
in a roll of black leather--“here is the half year's rent of the estate,
together with my own property: keep it secure till morning, when I shall
demand it, and, of course, it will be safe?”
“As if it was five _fadom_, under ground,” replied Ned. “I will put it
along with our own trifle of silver; and after that, let Nancy alone for
keeping it safe, so long as it's there;” saying which, Ned secured the
packet, and showed the stranger his bed.
About five o'clock the next morning their guest was up, and ordered a
snack in all haste; “Being a military man,” said he, “and accustomed to
timely hours, I shall ride down to the town, and put a letter into the
post-office in time for the Dublin mail, after which you may expect me
to breakfast. But, in the meantime, I am not to go with empty pockets,”
he added; when mounting his horse at the door--“bring me some silver,
landlord, and be quick.”
“How much, plase your honor?”
“Twenty or thirty shillings; but, harkee, produce my packet, that I may
be quite certain my property is safe.”
“Here it is, your honor, safe and sound,” replied Ned, returning from
within; “and Nancy, sir, has sent you all the silver she has, which
was One Pound Five; but I'd take it as a favor if your honor would be
contint with twenty shillings, and lave me the odd five, for you see
the case is this, sir, plase your honor, _she_,” and Ned, with a
shrewd, humorous nod, pointed with his thumb over his shoulder, as he
spoke-- “she wears the ---- what you know, sir.”
“Ay, I thought so,” replied the stranger; “but a man of your size to be
henpecked must be a great knave, otherwise your wife would allow you
more liberty. Go in, man; you deserve no compassion in such an age of
freedom as this. I sha'n't give you a farthing till after my return, and
only then if it be agreeable to your wife.” *
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