The Ned M'Keown Stories: Traits And Stories Of The Irish Peasantry, The Works of; William Carleton, Volume ThreeCarleton, William
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The Ned M'Keown Stories: Traits And Stories Of The Irish Peasantry, The Works of; William Carleton, Volume Three
Carleton, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Well, by my song, so far all was right; and may be it's we that weren't
glad--maning Mary and myself--that there was nothing more in the way to
put off the wedding-day. So, as the bridegroom's share of the expense
always is to provide the whiskey, I'm sure, for the honor and glory of
taking the blooming young crathur from the great lot of bachelors that
were all breaking their hearts about her, I couldn't do less nor finish
the thing dacintly; knowing, besides, the high doings that the Finigans
would have of it--for they were always looked upon as a family that
never had their heart in a trifle, when it would come to the push. So,
you see, I and my brother Mickey, my cousin Tom, and Dom'nick Nulty,
went up into the mountains to Tim Cassidy's still-house, where we spent
a glorious day, and bought fifteen gallons of stuff, that one drop of
it would bring the tear, if possible, to a young widdy's eye that had
berrid a bad husband. Indeed, this was at my father's bidding, who
wasn't a bit behindhand with any of them in cutting a dash. 'Shane,'
says he to me, 'you know the Finigans of ould, that they won't be
contint with what would do another, and that, except they go beyant
the thing, entirely, they won't be satisfied. They'll have the whole
countryside at the wadding, and we must let them see that we have a
spirit and a faction of our own,' says he, 'that we needn't be ashamed
of. They've got all kinds of ateables in cart-loads, and as we're to get
the drinkables, we must see and give as good as they'll bring. I myself,
and your mother, will go round and invite all we can think of, and let
you and Mickey go up the hills to Tim Cassidy, and get fifteen gallons
of whiskey, for I don't think less will do us.'
“This we accordingly complied with, as I said, and surely better stuff
never went down the red lane (* Humorous periphrasis for throat) than
the same whiskey; for the people knew nothing about watering it then,
at all at all. The next thing I did was to get a fine shop cloth coat, a
pair of top-boots, and buckskin breeches fit for a squire; along with a
new Caroline hat that would throw off the wet like a duck. Mat Kavanagh,
the schoolmaster from Findramore bridge, lent me his watch for the
occasion, after my spending near two days learning from him to know what
o'clock it was. At last, somehow, I masthered that point so well that,
in a quarter of an hour at least, I could give a dacent guess at the
time upon it.
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