The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
The dinner appears steaming, borne by steaming waiters. The grandees
take their places, one on each side of the Colonel. He begs Mr.
Honeyman to say grace, and stands reverentially during that brief
ceremony, while de Boots looks queerly at him from over his napkin. All
the young men take their places at the farther end of the table, round
about Mr. Binnie; and at the end of the second course Mr. Barnes
Newcome makes his appearance.
Mr. Barnes does not show the slightest degree of disturbance, although
he disturbs all the company. Soup and fish are brought for him, and
meat, which he leisurely eats, while twelve other gentlemen are kept
waiting. We mark Mr. Binnie’s twinkling eyes, as they watch the young
man. “Eh,” he seems to say, “but that’s just about as free-and-easy a
young chap as ever I set eyes on.” And so Mr. Barnes was a cool young
chap. That dish is so good, he must really have some more. He discusses
the second supply leisurely; and turning round simpering to his
neighbour, says, “I really hope I’m not keeping everybody waiting.”
“Hem!” grunts the neighbour, Mr. Bayham; “it doesn’t much matter, for
we had all pretty well done dinner.” Barnes takes a note of Mr.
Bayham’s dress—his long frock-coat, the ribbon round his neck; and
surveys him with an admirable impudence. “Who are these people,” thinks
he, “my uncle has got together?” He bows graciously to the honest
Colonel, who asks him to take wine. He is so insufferably affable, that
every man near him would like to give him a beating.
All the time of the dinner the host was challenging everybody to drink
wine, in his honest old-fashioned way, and Mr. Binnie seconding the
chief entertainer. Such was the way in England and Scotland when they
were young men. And when Binnie, asking Sir Brian, receives for reply
from the Baronet—“Thank you, no, my dear sir. I have exceeded already,
positively exceeded,” the poor discomfited gentleman hardly knows
whither to apply: but, luckily, Tom Norris, the first mate, comes to
his rescue, and cries out, “Mr. Binnie, _I’ve_ not had enough, and I’ll
drink a glass of anything ye like with ye.” The fact is, that Mr.
Norris has had enough. He has drunk bumpers to the health of every
member of the company; his glass has been filled scores of times by
watchful waiters. So has Mr. Bayham absorbed great quantities of drink;
but without any visible effect on that veteran toper. So has young
Clive taken more than is good for him. His cheeks are flushed and
burning; he is chattering and laughing loudly at his end of the table.
Mr. Warrington eyes the lad with some curiosity; and then regards Mr.
Barnes with a look of scorn, which does not scorch that affable young
person.
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