The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
Then that sad rogue Bayham must get up, and call earnestly and
respectfully for silence and the chairman’s hearty sympathy, for the
few observations which he had to propose. “Our armies had been drunk
with proper enthusiasm—such men as he beheld around him deserved the
applause of all honest hearts, and merited the cheers with which their
names had been received. (‘Hear, hear!’ from Barnes Newcome
sarcastically. ‘Hear, hear, HEAR!’ fiercely from Clive.) But whilst we
applauded our army, should we forget a profession still more exalted?
Yes, still more exalted, I say in the face of the gallant General
opposite; and that profession, I need not say, is the Church.
(Applause.) Gentlemen, we have among us one who, while partaking
largely of the dainties on this festive board, drinking freely of the
sparkling wine-cup which our gallant hospitality administers to us,
sanctifies by his presence the feast of which he partakes, inaugurates
with appropriate benedictions, and graces it, I may say, both before
and after meat. Gentlemen, Charles Honeyman was the friend of my
childhood, his father the instructor of my early days. If Frederick
Bayham’s latter life has been chequered by misfortune, it may be that I
have forgotten the precepts which the venerable parent of Charles
Honeyman poured into an inattentive ear. He too, as a child, was not
exempt from faults; as a young man, I am told, not quite free from
youthful indiscretions. But in this present Anno Domini, we hail
Charles Honeyman as a precept and an example, as a _decus fidei_ and a
_lumen ecclesiæ_ (as I told him in the confidence of the private circle
this morning, and ere I ever thought to publish my opinion in this
distinguished company). Colonel Newcome and Mr. Binnie! I drink to the
health of the Reverend Charles Honeyman, A.M. May we listen to many
more of his sermons, as well as to that admirable discourse with which
I am sure he is about to electrify us now. May we profit by his
eloquence; and cherish in our memories the truths which come mended
from his tongue!” He ceased; poor Honeyman had to rise on his legs, and
gasp out a few incoherent remarks in reply. Without a book before him,
the Incumbent of Lady Whittlesea’s Chapel was no prophet, and the truth
is he made poor work of his oration.
At the end of it, he, Sir Brian, Colonel Dobbin, and one of the Indian
gentlemen quitted the room, in spite of the loud outcries of our
generous host, who insisted that the party should not break up. “Close
up, gentlemen,” called out honest Newcome, “we are not going to part
just yet. Let me fill your glass, General. You used to have no
objection to a glass of wine.” And he poured out a bumper for his
friend, which the old campaigner sucked in with fitting gusto. “Who
will give us a song? Binnie, give us the ‘Laird of Cockpen.’ It’s
capital, my dear General. Capital,” the Colonel whispered to his
neighbour.
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