The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
Mine host of the King’s Arms, Mr. Taplow aforesaid, knew in five
minutes who his guest was, and the errand on which he came. Was not
Colonel Newcome’s name painted on all his trunks and boxes? Was not his
servant ready to answer all questions regarding the Colonel and his
son? Newcome pretty generally introduced Clive to my landlord, when the
latter brought his guest his bottle of wine. With old-fashioned
cordiality, the Colonel would bid the landlord drink a glass of his own
liquor, and seldom failed to say to him, “This is my son, sir. We are
travelling together to see the country. Every English gentleman should
see his own country first, before he goes abroad, as we intend to do
afterwards—to make the Grand Tour. And I will thank you to tell me what
there is remarkable in your town, and what we ought to see—antiquities,
manufactures, and seats in the neighbourhood. We wish to see
everything, sir—everything. Elaborate diaries of these home tours are
still extant, in Clive’s boyish manuscript and the Colonel’s dashing
handwriting—quaint records of places visited, and alarming accounts of
inn bills paid.”
So Mr. Taplow knew in five minutes that his guest was a brother of Sir
Brian, their member; and saw the note despatched by an ostler to “Mrs.
Sarah Mason, Jubilee Row,” announcing that the Colonel had arrived, and
would be with her after his dinner. Mr. Taplow did not think fit to
tell his guest that the house Sir Brian used—the Blue house—was the
Roebuck, not the King’s Arms. Might not the gentlemen be of different
politics? Mr. Taplow’s wine knew none.
Some of the jolliest fellows in all Newcome use the Boscawen Room at
the King’s Arms as their club, and pass numberless merry evenings and
crack countless jokes there.
Duff, the baker; old Mr. Vidler, when he can get away from his medical
labours (and his hand shakes, it must be owned, very much now, and his
nose is very red); Parrot, the auctioneer; and that amusing dog, Tom
Potts, the talented reporter of the _Independent_—were pretty constant
attendants at the King’s Arms; and Colonel Newcome’s dinner was not
over before some of these gentlemen knew what dishes he had had; how he
had called for a bottle of sherry and a bottle of claret, like a
gentleman; how he had paid the postboys, and travelled with a servant
like a top-sawyer; that he was come to shake hands with an old nurse
and relative of his family. Every one of those jolly Britons thought
well of the Colonel for his affectionateness and liberality, and
contrasted it with the behaviour of the Tory Baronet—their
representative.
His arrival made a sensation in the place. The Blue Club at the Roebuck
discussed it, as well as the uncompromising Liberals at the King’s
Arms. Mr. Speers, Sir Brian’s agent, did not know how to act, and
advised Sir Brian by the next night’s mail, The Reverend Dr. Bulders,
the rector, left his card.
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