The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
Dear old nurse Mason will have a score of visits to make and to
receive, at all of which you may be sure that triumphal advent of the
Colonel’s will be discussed and admired. Mrs. Mason will show her
beautiful new India shawl, and her splendid Bible with the large print,
and the affectionate inscription, from Thomas Newcome to his dearest
old friend; her little maid will exhibit her new gown; the curate will
see the Bible, and Mrs. Bulders will admire the shawl; and the old
friends and humble companions of the good old lady, as they take their
Sunday walks by the pompous lodge-gates of Newcome Park, which stand
with the Baronet’s new-fangled arms over them, gilded, and filagreed,
and barred, will tell their stories, too, about the kind Colonel and
his hard brother. When did Sir Brian ever visit a poor old woman’s
cottage, or his bailiff exempt from the rent? What good action, except
a few thin blankets and beggarly coal and soup tickets, did Newcome
Park ever do for the poor? And as for the Colonel’s wealth, Lord bless
you, he’s been in India these five-and-thirty years; the Baronet’s
money is a drop in the sea to his. The Colonel is the kindest, the
best, the richest of men. These facts and opinions, doubtless, inspired
the eloquent pen of “Peeping Tom,” when he indited the sarcastic
epistle to the _Newcome Independent_, which we perused over Sir Brian
Newcome’s shoulder in the last chapter.
And you may be sure Thomas Newcome had not been many weeks in England
before good little Miss Honeyman, at Brighton, was favoured with a
visit from her dear Colonel. The envious Gawler scowling out of his
bow-window, where the fly-blown card still proclaimed that his lodgings
were unoccupied, had the mortification to behold a yellow post-chaise
drive up to Miss Honeyman’s door, and having discharged two gentlemen
from within, trot away with servant and baggage to some house of
entertainment other than Gawler’s. Whilst this wretch was cursing his
own ill fate, and execrating yet more deeply Miss Honeyman’s better
fortune, the worthy little lady was treating her Colonel to a sisterly
embrace and a solemn reception. Hannah, the faithful housekeeper, was
presented, and had a shake of the hand. The Colonel knew all about
Hannah: ere he had been in England a week, a basket containing pots of
jam of her confection, and a tongue of Hannah’s curing, had arrived for
the Colonel. That very night when his servant had lodged Colonel
Newcome’s effects at the neighbouring hotel, Hannah was in possession
of one of the Colonel’s shirts, she and her mistress having previously
conspired to make a dozen of those garments for the family benefactor.
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