The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
A few months after Clive and J. J. had entered at Gandish’s, that
academy began to hold its own against its rival. The silent young
disciple was pronounced to be a genius. His copies were beautiful in
delicacy and finish. His designs were for exquisite grace and richness
of fancy. Mr. Gandish took to himself the credit for J. J.’s genius;
Clive ever and fondly acknowledged the benefit he got from his friend’s
taste and bright enthusiasm and sure skill. As for Clive, if he was
successful in the academy he was doubly victorious out of it. His
person was handsome, his courage high, his gaiety and frankness
delightful and winning. His money was plenty and he spent it like a
young king. He could speedily beat all the club at Lundy’s at
billiards, and give points to the redoubted F. B. himself. He sang a
famous song at their jolly supper-parties: and J. J. had no greater
delight than to listen to his fresh voice, and watch the young
conqueror at the billiard-table, where the balls seemed to obey him.
Clive was not the most docile of Mr. Gandish’s pupils. If he had not
come to the studio on horseback, several of the young students averred,
Gandish would not always have been praising him and quoting him as that
professor certainly did. It must be confessed that the young ladies
read the history of Clive’s uncle in the Book of Baronets, and that
Gandish jun., probably with an eye to business, made a design of a
picture, in which, according to that veracious volume, one of the
Newcomes was represented as going cheerfully to the stake at
Smithfield, surrounded by some very ill-favoured Dominicans, whose
arguments did not appear to make the least impression upon the martyr
of the Newcome family. Sandy M’Collop devised a counter picture,
wherein the barber-surgeon of King Edward the Confessor was drawn,
operating upon the beard of that monarch. To which piece of satire
Clive gallantly replied by a design, representing Sawney Bean M’Collop,
chief of the clan of that name, descending from his mountains into
Edinburgh, and his astonishment at beholding a pair of breeches for the
first time. These playful jokes passed constantly amongst the young men
of Gandish’s studio. There was no one there who was not caricatured in
one way or another. He whose eyes looked not very straight was depicted
with a most awful squint. The youth whom nature had endowed with
somewhat lengthy nose was drawn by the caricaturists with a prodigious
proboscis. Little Bobby Moss, the young Hebrew artist from Wardour
Street, was delineated with three hats and an old-clothes bag. Nor were
poor J. J.’s round shoulders spared, until Clive indignantly
remonstrated at the hideous hunchback pictures which the boys made of
his friend, and vowed it was a shame to make jokes at such a deformity.
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