The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
“Perfectly,” replies the languid Maria. Mrs. Gandish, Colonel Topham,
Major M’Cracken, are announced, and then, in diamonds, feathers, and
splendour, Lady Baughton and Miss Baughton, who are going to the
Queen’s ball, and Sir Curry Baughton, not quite in his
deputy-lieutenant’s uniform as yet, looking very shy in a pair of blue
trousers, with a glittering stripe of silver down the seams. Clive
looks with wonder and delight at these ravishing ladies, rustling in
fresh brocades, with feathers, diamonds, and every magnificence. Aunt
Anne has not her Court dress on as yet; and Aunt Maria blushes as she
beholds the new comers, having thought fit to attire herself in a high
dress, with a Quaker-like simplicity, and a pair of gloves more than
ordinarily dingy. The pretty little foot she has, it is true, and
sticks it out from habit; but what is Mrs. Newcome’s foot compared with
that sweet little chaussure which Miss Baughton exhibits and withdraws?
The shiny white satin slipper, the pink stocking which ever and anon
peeps from the rustling folds of her robe, and timidly retires into its
covert—that foot, light as it is, crushes Mrs. Newcome.
No wonder she winces, and is angry; there are some mischievous persons
who rather like to witness that discomfiture. All Mr. Smee’s flatteries
that day failed to soothe her. She was in the state in which his
canvasses sometimes are, when he cannot paint on them.
What happened to her alone in the drawing-room, when the ladies invited
to the dinner had departed, and those convoked to the soirée began to
arrive,—what happened to her or to them I do not like to think. The
Gandishes arrived first. Boadicea and the angels. We judged from the
fact that young Mr. Gandish came blushing in to the dessert. Name after
name was announced of persons of whom Mrs. Newcome knew nothing. The
young and the old, the pretty and homely, they were all in their best
dresses, and no doubt stared at Mrs. Newcome, so obstinately plain in
her attire. When we came upstairs from dinner, we found her seated
entirely by herself, tapping her fan at the fireplace. Timid groups of
persons were round about, waiting for the irruption of the gentlemen,
until the pleasure should begin. Mr. Newcome, who came upstairs
yawning, was heard to say to his wife, “Oh, dam, let’s cut!” And they
went downstairs, and waited until their carriage had arrived, when they
quitted Fitzroy Square.
Mr. Barnes Newcome presently arrived, looking particularly smart and
lively, with a large flower in his button-hole, and leaning on the arm
of a friend. “How do you do, Pendennis?” he says, with a peculiarly
dandified air. “Did you dine here? You look as if you dined here” (and
Barnes, certainly, as if he had dined elsewhere). “I was only asked to
the cold soirée. Who did you have for dinner? You had my mamma and the
Baughtons, and my uncle and aunt, I know, for they are down below in
the library, waiting for the carriage: he is asleep, and she is as
sulky as a bear.”
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