The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
Those widows or virgins who endeavoured to fill Emma’s place found the
door of Newcombe’s heart fast and barred, and assailed it in vain. Miss
Billing sat down before it with her piano, and, as the Colonel was a
practitioner on the flute, hoped to make all life one harmonious duet
with him; but she played her most brilliant sonatas and variations in
vain; and, as everybody knows, subsequently carried her grand piano to
Lieutenant and Adjutant Hodgkin’s house, whose name she now bears. The
lovely widow Wilkins, with two darling little children, stopped at
Newcome’s hospitable house, on her way to Calcutta; and it was thought
she might never leave it; but her kind host, as was his wont, crammed
her children with presents and good things, consoled and entertained
the fair widow, and one morning, after she had remained three months at
the station, the Colonel’s palanquins and bearers made their
appearance, and Elvira Wilkins went away weeping as a widow should. Why
did she abuse Newcome ever after at Calcutta, Bath, Cheltenham, and
wherever she went, calling him selfish, pompous, Quixotic, and a
Bahawder? I could mention half a dozen other names of ladies of most
respectable families connected with Leadenhall Street, who, according
to Colonel Newcome’s chum—that wicked Mr. Binnie—had all conspired more
or less to give Clive Newcome a stepmother.
But he had had an unlucky experience in his own case; and thought
within himself, “No, I won’t give Clive a stepmother. As Heaven has
taken his own mother from him, why, I must try to be father and mother
too to the lad.” He kept the child as long as ever the climate would
allow of his remaining, and then sent him home. Then his aim was to
save money for the youngster. He was of a nature so uncontrollably
generous, that to be sure he spent five rupees where another would save
them, and make a fine show besides; but it is not a man’s gifts or
hospitalities that generally injure his fortune. It is on themselves
that prodigals spend most. And as Newcome had no personal
extravagances, and the smallest selfish wants; could live almost as
frugally as a Hindoo; kept his horses not to race but to ride; wore his
old clothes and uniforms until they were the laughter of his regiment;
did not care for show, and had no longer an extravagant wife; he
managed to lay by considerably out of his liberal allowances, and to
find himself and Clive growing richer every year.
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