The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
This Stultz coat, a blue swallow-tail, with yellow buttons, now wearing
a tinge of their native copper, a very high velvet collar on a level
with the tips of the Captain’s ears, with a high waist, indicated by
two lapelles, and a pair of buttons high up in the wearer’s back, a
white waistcoat and scarlet under-waistcoat, and a pair of the
never-failing duck trousers, complete Thomas Newcome’s costume, along
with the white hat in which we have seen him in the morning, and which
was one of two dozen purchased by him some years since at public
outcry, Burrumtollah. We have called him Captain purposely, while
speaking of his coat, for he held that rank when the garment came out
to him; and having been in the habit of considering it a splendid coat
for twelve years past, he has not the least idea of changing his
opinion.
The Doctor McGuffog, Professor Bodgers, Count Poski, and all the lions
present at Mrs. Newcome’s _réunion_ that evening, were completely
eclipsed by Colonel Newcome. The worthy soul, who cared not the least
about adorning himself, had a handsome diamond brooch of the year
1801—given him by poor Jack Cutler, who was knocked over by his side at
Argaum—and wore this ornament in his desk for a thousand days and
nights at a time; in his shirt-frill, on such parade evenings as he
considered Mrs. Newcome’s to be. The splendour of this jewel, and of
his flashing buttons, caused all eyes to turn to him. There were many
pairs of mustachios present, those of Professor Schnurr, a very
corpulent martyr, just escaped from Spandau, and of Maximilien
Tranchard, French exile and apostle of liberty, were the only whiskers
in the room capable of vying in interest with Colonel Newcome’s. Polish
chieftains were at this time so common in London, that nobody (except
one noble Member for Marylebone, once a year, the Lord Mayor) took any
interest in them. The general opinion was, that the stranger was the
Wallachian Boyar, whose arrival at Mivart’s the _Morning Post_ had just
announced. Mrs. Miles, whose delicious every other Wednesdays in
Montague Square are supposed by some to be rival entertainments to Mrs.
Newcome’s alternate Thursdays in Bryanstone Square, pinched her
daughter Mira, engaged in a polyglot conversation with Herr Schnurr,
nor Signor Carabossi, the guitarist, and Monsieur Pivier, the celebrated
French chess-player, to point out the Boyar. Mira Miles wished she knew
a little Moldavian, not so much that she might speak it, but that she
might be heard to speak it. Mrs. Miles, who had not had the educational
advantages of her daughter, simpered up with “Madame Newcome pas
ici—votre excellence nouvellement arrivé—avez vous fait ung bong
voyage? Je reçois chez moi Mercredi prochaing; lonnure de vous
voir—Madamasel Miles ma fille;” and, Mira, now reinforcing her mamma,
poured in a glib little oration in French, somewhat to the astonishment
of the Colonel, who began to think, however, that perhaps French was
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