The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
In Steyne Gardens, Brighton, the lodging-houses are among the most
frequented in that city of lodging-houses. These mansions have
bow-windows in front, bulging out with gentle prominences, and
ornamented with neat verandahs, from which you can behold the tide of
humankind as it flows up and down the Steyne, and that blue ocean over
which Britannia is said to rule, stretching brightly away eastward and
westward. The chain-pier, as every body knows, runs intrepidly into the
sea, which sometimes, in fine weather, bathes its feet with laughing
wavelets, and anon, on stormy days, dashes over its sides with roaring
foam. Here, for the sum of twopence, you can go out to sea and pace
this vast deck without need of a steward with a basin. You can watch
the sun setting in splendour over Worthing, or illuminating with its
rising glories the ups and downs of Rottingdean. You see the citizen
with his family inveigled into the shallops of the mercenary native
mariner, and fancy that the motion cannot be pleasant; and how the
hirer of the boat, _otium et oppidi laudat rura sui_, haply sighs for
ease, and prefers Richmond or Hampstead. You behold a hundred
bathing-machines put to sea; and your naughty fancy depicts the
beauties splashing under their white awnings. Along the rippled sands
(stay, are they rippled sands or shingly beach?) the prawn-boy seeks
the delicious material of your breakfast. Breakfast-meal in London
almost unknown, greedily devoured in Brighton! In yon vessels now
nearing the shore the sleepless mariner has ventured forth to seize the
delicate whiting, the greedy and foolish mackerel, and the homely sole.
Hark to the twanging horn! it is the early coach going out to London.
Your eye follows it, and rests on the pinnacles built by the beloved
GEORGE. See the worn-out London roué pacing the pier, inhaling the sea
air, and casting furtive glances under the bonnets of the pretty girls
who trot here before lessons! Mark the bilious lawyer, escaped for a
day from Pump Court, and sniffing the fresh breezes before he goes back
to breakfast and a bag full of briefs at the Albion! See that pretty
string of prattling schoolgirls, from the chubby-cheeked, flaxen-headed
little maiden just toddling by the side of the second teacher, to the
arch damsel of fifteen, giggling and conscious of her beauty, whom Miss
Griffin, the stern head-governess, awfully reproves! See Tomkins with a
telescope and marine jacket; young Nathan and young Abrams, already
bedizened in jewellery, and rivalling the sun in oriental splendour;
yonder poor invalid crawling along in her chair; yonder jolly fat lady
examining the Brighton pebbles (I actually once saw a lady buy one),
and her children wondering at the sticking-plaister portraits with gold
hair, and gold stocks, and prodigious high-heeled boots, miracles of
art, and cheap at seven-and-sixpence! It is the fashion to run down
George IV., but what myriads of Londoners ought to thank him for
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