The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable FamilyThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Newcomes: Memoirs of a Most Respectable Family
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Domestic fiction; Families -- England -- Fiction
If some of the surrounding lodging-house keepers, as I have no doubt
they did, disliked the little Duchess for the airs which she gave
herself, as they averred; they must have envied her too her superior
prosperity, for there was scarcely ever a card in her window, whilst
those ensigns in her neighbours’ houses would remain exposed to the
flies and the weather, and disregarded by passers-by for months
together. She had many regular customers, or what should be rather
called constant friends. Deaf old Mr. Cricklade came every winter for
fourteen years, and stopped until the hunting was over; an invaluable
man, giving little trouble, passing all day on horseback, and all night
over his rubber at the club. The Misses Barkham, Barkhambury, Tunbridge
Wells, whose father had been at college with Mr. Honeyman, came
regularly in June for sea air, letting Barkhambury for the summer
season. Then, for many years, she had her nephew, as we have seen; and
kind recommendations from the clergymen of Brighton, and a constant
friend in the celebrated Dr. Goodenough of London, who had been her
father’s private pupil, and of his college afterwards, who sent his
patients from time to time down to her, and his fellow-physician, Dr.
H——, who on his part would never take any fee from Miss Honeyman,
except a packet of India curry-powder, a ham cured as she only knew how
to cure them, and once a year, or so, a dish of her tea.
“Was there ever such luck as that confounded old Duchess’s?” says Mr.
Gawler, coal-merchant and lodging-house keeper, next door but two,
whose apartments were more odious in some respects than Mrs. Bugsby’s
own. “Was there ever such devil’s own luck, Mrs. G.? It’s only a
fortnight ago as I read in the _Sussex Advertiser_ the death of Miss
Barkham, of Barkhambury, Tunbridge Wells, and thinks I, there’s a spoke
in your wheel, you stuck-up little old Duchess, with your cussed airs
and impudence. And she ain’t put her card up three days; and look yere,
yere’s two carriages, two maids, three children, one of them wrapped up
in a Hinjar shawl—man hout a livery,—looks like a foring cove I
think—lady in satin pelisse, and of course they go to the Duchess, be
hanged to her! Of course it’s our luck, nothing ever was like our luck.
I’m blowed if I don’t put a pistol to my ’ead, and end it, Mrs. G.
There they go in—three, four, six, seven on ’em, and the man. That’s
the precious child’s physic I suppose he’s a-carryin’ in the basket.
Just look at the luggage. I say! There’s a bloody hand on the first
carriage. It’s a baronet, is it? I ’ope your ladyship’s very well; and
I ’ope Sir John will soon be down yere to join his family.” Mr. Gawler
makes sarcastic bows over the card in his bow-window whilst making this
speech. The little Gawlers rush on to the drawing-room verandah
themselves to examine the new arrivals.
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