The Newmarket, Bury, Thetford and Cromer Road: Sport and history on an East Anglian turnpikeHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Newmarket, Bury, Thetford and Cromer Road: Sport and history on an East Anglian turnpike
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Description and travel; England -- Social life and customs
It behoves an innocent to be careful how he has that “bit on,” for the
Heath at race-time is no place for the guileless stranger with a few odd
sovereigns to lose. There are those here whose sole mission in life is
to plunder the unwary, and who have the keenest scent for what they
elegantly term a “mug.” Their method is a simple one, as you who have
the curiosity to test it may find. You hang listlessly over the rails
and assume the virtuous air, even if you have it not, of being unspotted
from the world. If that, on the other hand, be your usual wear—why, then
so much the better. The experimentalist in this sort will not have long
to wait before he gets a bite. Already, while he is taking up his
position and gazing around with the air of one quite new to racing, he
has been singled out from the surrounding crowds and marked down for
attack by sharpers who are past-masters in the little frailties of human
nature. Two men approach our innocent in being, or in seeming, and one
of them, under his very nose, pays a little heap of glittering
sovereigns—or counters—into the other’s palm, with the remark that if
he, the payee, had only sprung a little more on that dead cert, the
winnings would have been really _worth_ winning. Poor human nature
swallows that bait as eagerly as trout rise to May flies, and when those
two practical philosophers accidentally, as it were, take their victim
into their confidence, his gold is already as good as gone. It seems the
winner owes his luck to his very good friend here who is “in the know,”
and, with an inexhaustible series of good tips from the Ring, is
willing—nay, eager—to give, not only his friend, but the most casual
pick-up acquaintance of even less than five minutes’ standing, the full
benefit of that information which, if applied in the way he presently
suggests, has the power of transmuting your silver into gold, and of
increasing your solitary sovereign into tens and twenties.
No sport is more enjoyable than that of fooling sharks of this
description; it is its own exceeding great reward. You can play them as
the fisherman does the salmon, and lead them on with ingenuous
innocences and artful idiotcies until they who think they have the
greatest simpleton on earth to deal with, find themselves at length
fairly gaffed and landed.
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