Adventure and adventurers -- Fiction; Short stories
“I'm not a burglar, Miss. Not a real one,” he hastened to add as she
looked her amused unbelief. “It looks like it, me being here in your
house. But it's the first time I ever tackled such a job. I needed the
money bad. Besides, I kind of look on it like collecting what's coming
to me.”
“I don't understand,” she smiled encouragingly. “You came here to rob,
and to rob is to take what is not yours.”
“Yes, and no, in this here particular case. But I reckon I'd better be
going now.”
He started for the door of the dining-room, but she interposed, and a
very beautiful obstacle she made of herself. His left hand went out
as if to grip her, then hesitated. He was patently awed by her soft
womanhood.
“There!” she cried triumphantly. “I knew you wouldn't.”
The man was embarrassed.
“I ain't never manhandled a woman yet,” he explained, “and it don't come
easy. But I sure will, if you set to screaming.”
“Won't you stay a few minutes and talk?” she urged. “I'm so interested.
I should like to hear you explain how burglary is collecting what is
coming to you.”
He looked at her admiringly.
“I always thought women-folks were scairt of robbers,” he confessed.
“But you don't seem none.”
She laughed gaily.
“There are robbers and robbers, you know. I am not afraid of you,
because I am confident you are not the sort of creature that would harm
a woman. Come, talk with me a while. Nobody will disturb us. I am all
alone. My--father caught the night train to New York. The servants are
all asleep. I should like to give you something to eat--women always
prepare midnight suppers for the burglars they catch, at least they
do in the magazine stories. But I don't know where to find the food.
Perhaps you will have something to drink?”
He hesitated, and did not reply; but she could see the admiration for
her growing in his eyes.
“You're not afraid?” she queried. “I won't poison you, I promise. I'll
drink with you to show you it is all right.”
“You sure are a surprise package of all right,” he declared, for the
first time lowering the weapon and letting it hang at his side. “No one
don't need to tell me ever again that women-folks in cities is afraid.
You ain't much--just a little soft pretty thing. But you've sure got the
spunk. And you're trustful on top of it. There ain't many women, or men
either, who'd treat a man with a gun the way you're treating me.”
She smiled her pleasure in the compliment, and her face, was very
earnest as she said:
“That is because I like your appearance. You are too decent-looking a
man to be a robber. You oughtn't to do such things. If you are in bad
luck you should go to work. Come, put away that nasty revolver and let
us talk it over. The thing for you to do is to work.”
“Not in this burg,” he commented bitterly. “I've walked two inches off
the bottom of my legs trying to find a job. Honest, I was a fine large
man once... before I started looking for a job.”
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