The nights of Straparola, volume 1 [of 2]Straparola, Giovanni Francesco
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The nights of Straparola, volume 1 [of 2]
Straparola, Giovanni Francesco
Fairy tales -- Italy; Tales -- Italy
One day it chanced that Madonna Felicetta found herself in need of a new
pair of stockings, because the ones she wore were rent and torn,
wherefore she said to Ser Zambo her husband that he must have made for
her another pair. To this Zambo replied that he had other business to
do, and that if her stockings were torn, she had better go and mend them
and patch them and put new heels thereto. Madonna Felicetta, who had
been greatly pampered by her late husband, replied that it had never
been her wont to go shod in hose which had been mended and heeled, and
that she must have a new pair. Then answered Ser Zambo that in his
country customs were different, and that she must do without. Thus the
bout of wrangling began, and, flying from one angry word to another, it
came to pass in the end that Ser Zambo lifted his hand and cuffed her
over the head so heavily that she fell to the ground.[40] Madonna
Felicetta, planning the while how she might give back these blows of Ser
Zambo, was little disposed to come to terms with him or to pacify him in
any way, so she began to hurl foul words at him. Ser Zambo, feeling that
his honour was impugned thereby, belaboured her so soundly with his
fists that the poor woman was constrained to hold her peace.
When the summer had passed, and the cold weather had set in, Madonna
Felicetta asked Ser Zambo to let her have a silken lining wherewith to
repair her pelisse, which was in very bad condition, and in order that
he might be assured that she spoke the truth she brought it to him to
see; but Ser Zambo did not trouble to cast his eye over it, but simply
said that she must mend it and wear it as it was, for that in his
country people were not used to so much pomp. Madonna Felicetta, when
she heard these words, was mightily wroth, and affirmed that she must
have granted to her what she asked at any cost. Ser Zambo, however,
answered that she must hold her peace and be careful not to arouse his
anger, otherwise it would be the worse for her. But Madonna Felicetta
went on insisting that she must have it, and they one and the other
worked themselves up into such a fury that they were well nigh blinded
with rage. Whereupon Ser Zambo, according to his wont, began to thump
her with his stick, and gave her as shrewd a jacketting of blows as she
could bear, and she lay half dead.[41] When Madonna Felicetta saw how
hugely Zambo’s humour towards herself had changed, she began to
blaspheme and to curse the day and the hour when she had first spoken to
him, nor did she forget those who had advised her to take him for a
husband. ‘Is this the way you treat me,’ she cried, ‘you poltroon, you
ungrateful rascal, hangman, Goth, and villainous scoundrel? Is this the
reward you return to me for the many benefits you have received? for,
from the base hireling you formerly were, have I not made you the master
not only of my wealth but of my person as well? And yet you deal with me
in this wise.
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