Butler, Samuel, 1835-1902 -- Notebooks, sketchbooks, etc.
Professional truth-tellers may be trusted to profess that they are
telling the truth.
Street Preachers
These are the costermongers and barrow men of the religious world.
Providence and Othello
Providence, in making the rain fall also upon the sea, was like the man
who, when he was to play Othello, must needs black himself all over.
Providence and Improvidence
i
We should no longer say: Put your trust in Providence, but in
Improvidence, for this is what we mean.
ii
To put one’s trust in God is only a longer way of saying that one will
chance it.
iii
There is nothing so imprudent or so improvident as over-prudence or
over-providence.
Epiphany
If Providence could be seen at all, he would probably turn out to be a
very disappointing person—a little wizened old gentleman with a cold in
his head, a red nose and a comforter round his neck, whistling o’er the
furrow’d land or crooning to himself as he goes aimlessly along the
streets, poking his way about and loitering continually at shop-windows
and second-hand book-stalls.
Fortune
Like Wisdom, Fortune crieth in the streets, and no man regardeth. There
is not an advertisement supplement to the _Times_—nay, hardly a half
sheet of newspaper that comes into a house wrapping up this or that, but
it gives information which would make a man’s fortune, if he could only
spot it and detect the one paragraph that would do this among the 99
which would wreck him if he had anything to do with them.
Gold-Mines
Gold is not found in quartz alone; its richest lodes are in the eyes and
ears of the public, but these are harder to work and to prospect than any
quartz vein.
Things and Purses
Everything is like a purse—there may be money in it, and we can generally
say by the feel of it whether there is or is not. Sometimes, however, we
must turn it inside out before we can be quite sure whether there is
anything in it or no. When I have turned a proposition inside out, put
it to stand on its head, and shaken it, I have often been surprised to
find how much came out of it.
Solomon in all his Glory
But, in the first place, the lilies do toil and spin after their own
fashion, and, in the next, it was not desirable that Solomon should be
dressed like a lily of the valley.
David’s Teachers
David said he had more understanding than his teachers. If his teachers
were anything like mine this need not imply much understanding on David’s
part. And if his teachers did not know more than the Psalms—it is
absurd. It is merely swagger, like the German Emperor. [1897.]
S. Michael
He contended with the devil about the body of Moses. Now, I do not
believe that any reasonable person would contend about the body of Moses
with the devil or with any one else.
One Form of Failure
From a worldly point of view there is no mistake so great as that of
being always right.
Andromeda
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