Butler, Samuel, 1835-1902 -- Notebooks, sketchbooks, etc.
I was at one the other night and heard a man say: “That corner stack is
alight now quite nicely.” People’s sympathies seem generally to be with
the fire so long as no one is in danger of being burned.
Adam and Eve
A little boy and a little girl were looking at a picture of Adam and Eve.
“Which is Adam and which is Eve?” said one.
“I do not know,” said the other, “but I could tell if they had their
clothes on.”
Does Mamma Know?
A father was telling his eldest daughter, aged about six, that she had a
little sister, and was explaining to her how nice it all was. The child
said it was delightful and added:
“Does Mamma know? Let’s go and tell her.”
Mr. Darwin in the Zoological Gardens
Frank Darwin told me his father was once standing near the hippopotamus
cage when a little boy and girl, aged four and five, came up. The
hippopotamus shut his eyes for a minute.
“That bird’s dead,” said the little girl; “come along.”
Terbourg
Gogin told me that Berg, an impulsive Swede whom he had known in
Laurens’s studio in Paris and who painted very well, came to London and
was taken by an artist friend [Henry Scott Tuke, A.R.A.] to the National
Gallery where he became very enthusiastic about the Terbourgs. They then
went for a walk and, in Kensington Gore, near one of the entrances to
Hyde Park or Kensington Gardens, there was an old Irish apple-woman
sitting with her feet in a basket, smoking a pipe and selling oranges.
“Arranges two a penny, sorr,” said the old woman in a general way.
And Berg, turning to her and throwing out his hands appealingly, said:
“O, madame, avez-vous vu les Terbourgs? Allez voir les Terbourgs.”
He felt that such a big note had been left out of the life of any one who
had not seen them.
At Doctors’ Commons
A woman once stopped me at the entrance to Doctors’ Commons and said:
“If you please, sir, can you tell me—is this the place that I came to
before?”
Not knowing where she had been before I could not tell her.
The Sack of Khartoum
As I was getting out of a ’bus the conductor said to me in a confidential
tone:
“I say, what does that mean? ‘Sack of Khartoum’? What does ‘Sack of
Khartoum’ mean?”
“It means,” said I, “that they’ve taken Khartoum and played hell with it
all round.”
He understood that and thanked me, whereon we parted.
Missolonghi
Ballard [a fellow art-student with Butler at Heatherley’s] told me that
an old governess, some twenty years since, was teaching some girls modern
geography. One of them did not know the name Missolonghi. The old lady
wrung her hands:
“Why, me dear,” she exclaimed, “when I was your age I could never hear
the name mentioned without bursting into tears.”
I should perhaps add that Byron died there.
Memnon
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