Butler, Samuel, 1835-1902 -- Notebooks, sketchbooks, etc.
There used to be two crows, and when one disappeared the other came to
the house where it had not been for a month. While I was sketching it
played with a woman who was weeding; it got on her back and tried to bite
her hat; then it got down and pecked at the nails in her boots and tried
to steal them. It let her catch it, and then made a little fuss, but it
did not fly away when she let it go, it continued playing with her. Then
it came to exploit me but would not come close up. Signor Scartazzini
says it will play with all the women of the place but not with men or
boys, except with him.
Then there came a monk and passed by me, and I knew I had seen him before
but could not think where till, of a sudden, it flashed across me that he
was Valoroso XXIV, King of Paphlagonia, no doubt expiating his offences.
And I watched the ants that were busy near my feet, and listened to them
as they talked about me and discussed whether man has instinct.
“What is he doing here?” they said; “he wasn’t here yesterday. Certainly
they have no instinct. They may have a low kind of reason, but nothing
approaching to instinct. Some of the London houses show signs of
instinct—Gower Street, for example, does really seem to suggest instinct;
but it is all delusive. It is curious that these cities of theirs should
always exist in places where there are no ants. They certainly
anthropomorphise too freely. Or is it perhaps that we formicomorphise
more than we should?”
And Silvio came by on his way to church. It was he who taught all the
boys in Soglio to make a noise. Before he came up there was no sound to
be heard in the streets, except the fountains and the bells. I asked him
whether the curate was good to him.
“Si,” he replied, “è abbastanza buono.”
I should think Auld Robin Gray was “abbastanza buono” to Mrs. Gray.
One of the little girls told me that Silvio had so many centesimi and she
had none. I said at once:
“You don’t want any centesimi.”
As soon as these words fell from my lips, I knew I must be getting old.
And presently the Devil came up to me. He was a nice, clean old man, but
he dropped his h’s, and that was where he spoiled himself—or perhaps it
was just this that threw me off my guard, for I had always heard that the
Prince of Darkness was a perfect gentleman. He whispered to me that in
the winter the monks of St. Bernard sometimes say matins overnight.
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