Butler, Samuel, 1835-1902 -- Notebooks, sketchbooks, etc.
This quite finished the conquest, and before long I was given to
understand that the bishop really would come and we were to take him
pretty near the Woodsias and not tell him, and he was to find them out
for himself. I have no doubt that the bishop had meant coming with the
canon, but then the canon had heard from the New Zealand lady that I was
there, and this would not do at all for the bishop. Anyhow the canon had
better exploit me by going first and seeing how bad I was. So the canon
came, said I was all right and in a couple of days or so the bishop and
his daughters arrived.
The bishop did not speak to me at dinner, but after dinner, in the salon,
he made an advance in the matter of the newspaper and, I replying, he
began a conversation which lasted the best part of an hour, and during
which I trust I behaved discreetly. Then I bade him “Good-night” and
left the room.
Next morning I saw him eating his breakfast and said “Good-morning” to
him. He was quite ready to talk. We discussed the Woodsia Ilvensis and
agreed that it was a mythical species. It was said in botany books to
grow near Guildford. We dismissed this assertion. But he remarked that
it was extraordinary in what odd places we sometimes do find plants; he
knew a single plant of Asplenium Trichomanes which had no other within
thirty miles of it; it was growing on a tombstone which had come from a
long distance and from a Trichomanes country. It almost seemed as if the
seeds and germs were always going about in the air and grew wherever they
found a suitable environment. I said it was the same with our thoughts;
the germs of all manner of thoughts and ideas are always floating about
unperceived in our minds and it was astonishing sometimes in what strange
places they found the soil which enabled them to take root and grow into
perceived thought and action. The bishop looked up from his egg and
said:
“That is a very striking remark,” and then he went on with his egg as
though if I were going to talk like that he should not play any more.
Thinking I was not likely to do better than this, I retreated immediately
and went away down to Claro where there was a confirmation and so on to
Bellinzona.
In the morning I had asked the waitress how she liked the bishop.
“Oh! beaucoup, beaucoup,” she exclaimed, “et je trouve son nez vraiment
noble.” [1886.]
At Piora
I am confident that I have written the following note in one or other of
the earlier of these volumes, but I have searched my precious indexes in
vain to find it. No doubt as soon as I have retold the story I shall
stumble upon it.
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