Butler, Samuel, 1835-1902 -- Notebooks, sketchbooks, etc.
The postman can open a letter if he likes and know all about the message
he is conveying, but, if he does this, he is diseased _qua_ postman. So,
maybe, a nerve might open a stimulus or a shock on the way sometimes, but
it would not be a good nerve.
Night-Shirts and Babies
On Hindhead, last Easter, we saw a family wash hung out to dry. There
were papa’s two great night-shirts and mamma’s two lesser night-gowns and
then the children’s smaller articles of clothing and mamma’s drawers and
the girls’ drawers, all full swollen with a strong north-east wind. But
mamma’s night-gown was not so well pinned on and, instead of being full
of steady wind like the others, kept blowing up and down as though she
were preaching wildly. We stood and laughed for ten minutes. The
housewife came to the window and wondered at us, but we could not resist
the pleasure of watching the absurdly life-like gestures which the
night-gowns made. I should like a _Santa Famiglia_ with clothes drying
in the background.
A love story might be told in a series of sketches of the clothes of two
families hanging out to dry in adjacent gardens. Then a gentleman’s
night-shirt from one garden, and a lady’s night-gown from the other
should be shown hanging in a third garden by themselves. By and by there
should be added a little night-shirt.
A philosopher might be tempted, on seeing the little night-shirt, to
suppose that the big night-shirts had made it. What we do is much the
same, for the body of a baby is not much more made by the two old babies,
after whose pattern it has cut itself out, than the little night-shirt is
made by the big ones. The thing that makes either the little night-shirt
or the little baby is something about which we know nothing whatever at
all.
Our Organism
Man is a walking tool-box, manufactory, workshop and bazaar worked from
behind the scenes by someone or something that we never see. We are so
used to never seeing more than the tools, and these work so smoothly,
that we call them the workman himself, making much the same mistake as
though we should call the saw the carpenter. The only workman of whom we
know anything at all is the one that runs ourselves and even this is not
perceivable by any of our gross palpable senses.
The senses seem to be the link between mind and matter—never forgetting
that we can never have either mind or matter pure and without alloy of
the other.
Beer and My Cat
Spilt beer or water seems sometimes almost human in its uncertainty
whether or no it is worth while to get ever such a little nearer to the
earth’s centre by such and such a slight trickle forward.
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