The O'Donoghue: Tale of Ireland Fifty Years AgoLever, Charles
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The O'Donoghue: Tale of Ireland Fifty Years Ago
Lever, Charles
Ireland -- Fiction
“Ye'll hae sma' space for yer luggage in you,” said M'Nab, with one of
his driest laughs, while he turned back and re-entered the house.
“Where's my pony?--where's my pony?” shouted out the Doctor, determined
to face all his calamities at once.
“Oh, faix, he's nothing the worse,” said Kerry, as he unlocked the door
of the stable, and pointed with all the pride of veracity to a beast in
the stall before them. “There, he is, jumping like a kid, out of his
skin wid' fun this morning.”
Now, although the first part of Kerry's simile was assuredly incorrect,
as no kid, of which we have any record, ever bore the least resemblance
to the animal in question, as to the fact of being “out of his skin”
there could not be a second opinion, the beast being almost entirely
flayed from his shoulders to his haunches, his eyes being represented
by two globular masses, about the size of billiard-balls, and his tail
bearing some affinity to an overgrown bamboo, as it hung down, jointed
and knotted, but totally destitute of hair.
“The thief of the world,” said Kerry, as he patted him playfully; “he
stripped a trifle of hair off him with kicking; but a little gunpowder
and butter will bring it on again, in a day or two.” “Liar that thou
art, Kerry--it would take a cask of one, and a firkin of the other to
make up the necessary ointment!”
There are some evils which no anticipation can paint equal to their
severity, and these, in compensation perhaps, are borne for the most
part, without the same violent exuberance of sorrow lesser misfortunes
elicit. So it was--Roach spoke not a word: one menace of his clenched
hand towards Kerry, was the only token he gave of his malice, and he
left the stable.
“I've a note here for Doctor Roach,” said a servant, in Sir Marmaduke's
livery, to Kerry, as he proceeded to close and lock the stable-door.
“I'm the person,” said the Doctor, taking the billet and breaking the
seal. “Have you the carriage here now?” asked he, when he had finished
reading.
“Yes, sir, it's on the road. Sir Marmaduke desired me not to drive up,
for fear of disturbing the sick gentleman.”
“I'm ready, then,” said the Doctor; “and never casting a look backward,
nor vouchsafing another word, he passed out of the gate, and descended
towards the high road.
“I'll take good care of the baste till I see you, sir,” shouted Kerry
after him; and then, as the distance widened, he added, “and may I never
see your ould yallow wig agin, I pray this day. Divil take me, but I
hope you've some of the slugs in ye, after all;” and with these pious
wishes, expressed fervently, Kerry returned to the house, his heart
considerably lightened by the Doctor's departure.
Scarcely was he seated beside the kitchen fire--the asylum he regarded
as his own--when, all fears for his misconduct and its consequences
past, he began speculating in a very Irish fashion, on the reasons of
the Doctor's sudden departure.
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