The O'Donoghue: Tale of Ireland Fifty Years AgoLever, Charles
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The O'Donoghue: Tale of Ireland Fifty Years Ago
Lever, Charles
Ireland -- Fiction
“Who is this?--what's the matter here?” said Sir Marmaduke, as he stared
in mingled horror and astonishment at the object before him.
“Faix, ye may well ax,” said the little man, in a thick guttural voice.
“Sorra one of the neighbours knew me this morning. I'm Tim M'Garrey, of
the cross-roads.”
“What has happened to you then?” asked Sir Marmaduke, somewhat ruffled
by the sturdy tone of the ragged fellow's address.
“'Tis your own doing, then--divil a less--you may be proud of your
work.”
“My doing!--how do you dare to say so?”
“'Tis no darin' at all--'tis thrue, as I'm here. Them bloody beehives
you made me take home wid me, I put them in a corner of the house, and
by bad luck it was the pig's corner, and, sorra bit, but she rooted them
out, and upset them, and with that, the varmint fell upon us all, and
it was two hours before we killed them--divil such a fight ever ye seen:
Peggy had the beetle, and I the griddle, for flattening them agin the
wall, and maybe we didn't work hard, while the childer was roarin' and
bawlin' for the bare life.”
“Gracious mercy, would this be credited?--could any man conceive
barbarism like this?” cried Sir Marmaduke, as with uplifted hands he
stood overwhelmed with amazement.
Wylie again whispered something, and again telegraphed to the applicant
to move off; but the little man stood his ground and continued. “'Twas
a heifer you gave Tom Lenahan, and it's a dhroll day, the M'Garrey's
warn't as good as the Lenahans, to say we'd have nothing but bees, and
them was to get a dacent baste!”
“Stand aside, sir,” said Sir Marmaduke; “Wylie has got my orders about
you. Who is this?”
“Faix, me, sir--Andrew Maher. I'm come to give your honour the key--I
couldn't stop there any longer.”
“What! not stay in that comfortable house, with the neat shop I had
built and stocked for you? What does this mean?”
“'Tis just that, then, your honour--the house is a nate little place,
and barrin' the damp, and the little grate, that won't burn turf at all,
one might do well enough in it; but the shop is the divil entirely.”
“How so--what's wrong about it?”
“Every thing's wrong about it. First and foremost, your honour, the
neighbours has no money; and though they might do mighty well for want
of tobacco, and spirits, and bohea, and candles, and soap, and them
trifles, as long as they never came near them, throth they couldn't have
them there fornint their noses, without wishing for a taste; and so one
comes in for a pound of sugar, and another wants a ha' porth of nails,
or a piece of naygar-head, or an ounce of starch--and divil a word they
have, but 'put it in the book, Andy.' By my conscience, it's a quare
book would hould it all.”
“But they'll pay in time--they'll pay when they sell the crops.”
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