Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction
"True for you, Doctor," I answered with a sigh. "True for you. I must
climb the tree. I can see that. I had some thought of making Paddy
climb it, but, as you say, a man must do his own love-making, and by
the same token I would break the head of any one who tried to do it
for me. I would that! In this world people must climb their own trees.
Now that I think of it seriously, it was ridiculous in me to plan that
Paddy should climb the tree."
"'Second thoughts are always best,'" said the little Doctor piously.
"'Tis a phrase from one of the greatest writers of the day. And at any
rate I myself, because of age and debility, would not be able to climb
a tree."
"Let us say no more of it," said I. "I see my mistake. But tell me one
thing. I know you are a man with a great deal on your mind. Can you
spare the time for this adventure?"
But on this point the Doctor was very clear and emphatic. I think if I
had said he could not have a place in the plot he would have died
immediately of a broken heart.
"'Tis true I have not yet finished my treatise proving that the
touchstone is fallible," he cried eagerly; "but it would give me
pleasure to delay the work indefinitely if in the meantime I can be of
assistance."
"That is a man's talk," I said. "Well, then, in the morning we will go
forth to do or die. And now a glass to success."
That night I slept very heartily, for some of my father's soldier
training is in my veins, and on the eve of a hard or precarious work I
am always able to get sound rest. My father often said that on the
night before a battle in which he would stand seventy-seven chances of
being killed he always slept like a dog in front of the fire.
At dawn I was up and ready. My first move was to have Paddy and Jem
sent to me, and to give them such information as would lead them to an
intelligent performance of their duties during the day. "Mind ye now,"
said I, "here's where the whole thing may be won or lost. There is a
lovely lady inside the walls of that garden which I was showing you
yesterday. She lives in the big house. She is the lady who made you
feel ashamed when you took the old Earl's--well, never mind! I hope we
are all properly repentant over it. However, I had better be getting
on with the matter in hand. She lives there, and if I can find no way
to gain speech of her we all three of us will have to take to the
thickets, and that's the truth."
"If I could but lay my fingers on her throttle," said Jem Bottles in a
blood-curdling voice, "she soon enough would--"
"Stop!" I cried. "You misunderstood me!"
"Aye, he does," spoke in Paddy. "But I know what your honour is
meaning. You are meaning that the young lady--aye, didn't I see her,
and didn't she give me a look of her eye? Aye, I know what your honour
is meaning."
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