Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction
It seemed an inhospitable thing to misuse a man who had acted the good
Samaritan so arduously as the little Doctor with three quarters of his
bottle gone, but as he slapped the cork in it again I stepped to the
door and turned the key. Paddy was scowling now and then, and groaning
now and again, when the cheerful Doctor said to him, as is the way
with physicians when they wish to encourage a patient:
"Oh, you're not hurt nearly as bad as you think you are. You'll be a
little sore and stiff in the morning, that's all, and I'll leave the
bottle with you."
"You've never rubbed me at all on the worst place," said Paddy
angrily.
"Where was that?" asked Doctor Chord,--and the words were hardly out
of his mouth when Paddy hit him one in the right eye that sent him
staggering across the room.
"There's where I got the blow that knocked me down," cried Paddy.
Doctor Chord threw a wild glance at the door, when Jem Bottles, with a
little run and a lift of his foot, gave him one behind that caused the
Doctor to turn a somersault.
"Take that, you thief," said Jem; "and now you've something that
neither of us got, because we kept our faces to the villains that set
on us."
Paddy made a rush, but I cried:
"Don't touch the man when he's down."
"Sure," says Paddy, "that's when they all fell on me."
"Never strike a man when he's down," I cried.
"Do ye mean to say we shouldn't hit a man when he's down?" asked Jem
Bottles.
"You knew very well you shouldn't," I told him. "Sure you've been in
the ring before now."
"That I have," shouted Bottles, pouncing on the unfortunate Doctor. He
grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and flung him to his feet, then
gave him a bat on the side of the head that sent him reeling up toward
the ceiling again.
"That's enough, Jem," I cautioned him.
"I'm not only following the Doctor," said Jem, "but I'm following the
Doctor's advice. He told us to take a little gentle exercise and it
would allay the soreness."
"The exercise you're taking will not allay the soreness on the
Doctor's part. Stop it, Jem! Now leave him alone, Paddy; he's had
enough to remember you by, and to learn that the way of the traitor is
the rocky road to Dublin. Come now, Doctor, the door is open; get out
into the passage as quick as you can, and I hope you have another
bottle of that excellent lotion at home."
The threatening attitude of both Jem and Paddy seemed to paralyse the
little man with fear, and he lay on the boards glaring up at them with
terror in his eyes.
"I'm holding the door open for you," said I, "and remember I may not
be able to hold Paddy and Jem as easily as I hold the door; so make
your escape before they get into action again."
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