Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction
"Sir," said I, not to be outdone in courtesy by this gentleman of the
gutter, "I will tell you truthfully that I have nothing on me but my
sword, and to that you are quite welcome if you leave to me the choice
of which end I hold and which I present to you,"--and with that I
sprang with my back to the wall, under the lamp, leaving myself
partially in shadow, but having spread in front of me a semicircle of
light which any assailant attacking must cross, or indeed remain in
its effulgence if he would keep free of the point of my blade.
"It grieves me to find that you are a man of violence," replied the
scoundrel in the mildest of tones, "and you will bear witness
afterward that I did my best to keep you from harm."
"I freely acknowledge it now," said I. "Bring on your men."
To tell the truth, I had no belief at all in the existence of his force,
and thought he was playing a game on me, hoping to take me unawares; for
if the man knew anything at all he must have known what a swordsman I
was, and it was no charge of cowardice against him that he was loath to
come to close quarters with me. I speedily discovered, however, that all
he said was true; for he gave a low whistle, and out of the darkness
instantly sprang seven or eight as malicious-looking villains as a man
would care to see, each one with a sword in his hand.
As many erroneous and exaggerated accounts of this encounter have been
given in the coffee-houses, and even in the public prints, it is well
that I should now tell the truth about it. No man that has the hang of
his blade need fear the onset of a mob except in one case, and that is
this,--if the whole eight set upon me at once with every sword
extended, there was a chance that though I might, by great expertness,
disable half of them, the other half would run me through. But it
should never be forgotten that these men were fighting for money, and
I was fighting for my life, and that makes all the difference in the
world. Each man makes a show of attack, but he holds off, hoping that
one of the others will dare to thrust. This is fatal to success, but
not necessarily fatal to their intended victim. An active man with a
wall at his back can generally account for all that comes in front of
him if he is deeply in earnest and has not too much liquor in him. It
astonished London that I was able to defeat eight men, each one of
whom was armed as efficiently as myself; but, as my father used to
say, if you are not wholly taken up with the determination to have a
man's life, you may pink him in what spot you choose if you give a
little thought to the matter. The great object is the disarming of the
enemy. Now, if you give a man a jab in the knuckles, or if you run
your blade delicately up his arm from the wrist to the elbow, this is
what happens. The man involuntarily yells out, and as involuntarily
drops his sword on the flags. If you prick a man on the knuckle-bone,
he will leave go his sword before he has time to think, it being an
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