Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction
In the afternoon I went slowly to the Temple, thinking a good deal on
the way. It's truth I tell, that in spite of the victory of the night
before I walked to the Temple rather downhearted. Whether Josiah
Brooks was an attorney, or a barrister, or a solicitor, or a plain
lawyer, I don't know to this day, and I never could get my mind to
grasp the distinction that lies between those names in that trade; but
whichever it was it seemed to me he was a cold, unenthusiastic man,
and that he thought very little indeed of my game. There is small
pleasure in litigation in England as compared with the delight of the
law in the old Ark. If I had gone to see a lawyer in Dublin or Cork he
would have been wild with excitement before I had got half through my
story. He would have slapped me on the back and shook me by the hand,
and cried "Whurroo" at the prospect of a contest. My quarrel would
have been his before I had been ten minutes in his presence, and he
would have entered into the spirit of the fight as if he were the
principal in it instead of merely acting for him; but in this gloomy
country of England, where they engage upon a lawsuit, not with
delight, but as if they were preparing for a funeral; there is no
enjoyment in the courts at all at all. I wished I could transfer the
case to the old turf, where there is more joy in being defeated than
there is in winning in England; for I have seen the opposing lawyers
rise from the most gentlemanly and elegant language you ever heard to
a heated debate; then fling books at each other, and finally clench,
while the judge stood up and saw fair play. But this man Brooks was so
calm and collected and uninterested that he fairly discouraged me, and
I saw that I was going to get neither the money I needed nor the
support I expected from him.
As I went up his dark stairway in the Temple and came to the passage
that led to the outer room, I saw standing in a corner the two bundles
of swords I had sent him, as if he had cast them out, which indeed he
had done. After some delay in the outer room, the melancholy man in
rusty black asked me, would I go in, and there sat Josiah Brooks at
his table as if he had never left it since I took my departure the day
before. He looked across at me with a scrutiny which seemed to be
mingled with dislike and disapproval.
"Mr. O'Ruddy," he said, quiet-like, "it is not customary to send to a
law office a number of swords, which are entirely out of place in such
rooms. They have been counted and are found to number nine. I shall be
obliged if you sign this receipt for them, accept delivery of the
same, and remove them from the premises at your earliest convenience."
So I signed the receipt without a word and handed it back to him. Then
I said,--
"I will send my servant for the swords as soon as I return to the
inn."
He inclined his head the merest trifle, drew some papers toward him,
and adjusted his glasses.
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