Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction
I resolved on a course of action. When I aroused to look at my
companions I found them seated face to face on the ground like players
of draughts. Between them was spread a handkerchief, and on that
handkerchief was a heap of guineas. Jem Bottles was saying, "Here be
my fingers five times over again." He separated a smaller heap. "Here
be my fingers five times over again." He separated another little
stack. "And here be my fingers five times over again and two more yet.
Now can ye understand?"
"By dad," said Paddy admiringly, "you have the learning this time,
Master Bottles. My uncle the sexton could not have done it better."
"What is all this?" said I.
They both looked at me deprecatingly. "'Tis, your honour," began
Paddy; "'tis only some little small sum--nothing to be talked
of--belonging to the old sick man in the carriage."
"Paddy and Jem Bottles," said I, "I forgive you the taking of the
papers. Ye are good men and true. Now we will do great deeds."
CHAPTER XII
My plans were formed quickly. "We now have a treasure chest of no
small dimensions," said I, very complacent, naturally. "We can conquer
London with this. Everything is before us. I have already established
myself as the grandest swordsman in the whole continent of England.
Lately we have gained much treasure. And also I have the papers.
Paddy, do you take care of this poor horse. Then follow me into Bath.
Jem Bottles, do you mount and ride around the town, for I fear your
balladists. Meet me on the London road. Ride slowly on the highway to
London, and in due time I will overtake you. I shall pocket a few of
those guineas, but you yourself shall be the main treasury. Hold! what
of Paddy's hair? Did he rob the Earl with that great flame showing? He
dare not appear in Bath."
"'Tis small tribute to my wit, sir," answered Jem Bottles. "I would as
soon go poaching in company with a lighthouse as to call a stand on
the road with him uncovered. I tied him in cloth until he looked no
more like himself than he now does look like a parson."
"Aye," said Paddy in some bad humour, "my head was tied in a bag. My
mother would not have known me from a pig going to market. And I would
not be for liking it every day. My hair is what the blessed Saints
sent me, and I see no such fine hair around me that people are free to
throw the laugh at me."
"Peace!" said I.
Their horses were tied in an adjacent thicket. I sent Paddy off with
my lame mount, giving him full instructions as to his lies. I and Jem
Bottles took the other horses and rode toward Bath.
Where a certain lane turned off from the highway I parted with Jem
Bottles, and he rode away between the hedges. I cantered into Bath.
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