Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction
The best-known inn was ablaze with fleeting lights, and people were
shouting within. It was some time before I could gain a man to look
after my horse. Of him I demanded the reason of the disturbance. "The
Earl of Westport's carriage has been robbed on the Bristol road, sir,"
he cried excitedly. "There be parties starting out. I pray they catch
him."
"And who would they be catching, my lad," said I.
"Jem Bottles, damn him, sir," answered the man. "But 'tis a fierce
time they will have, for he stands no less than eight feet in his
boots, and his eyes are no human eyes, but burn blood-red always. His
hands are adrip with blood, and 'tis said that he eats human flesh,
sir. He surely is a devil, sir."
"From the description I would be willing to believe it," said I.
"However, he will be easy to mark. Such a monster can hardly be
mistaken for an honest man."
I entered the inn, while a boy staggered under my valises. I had
difficulty in finding the landlord. But in the corridor were a number
of travellers, and evidently one had come that day from Bristol, for
he suddenly nudged another and hurriedly whispered:
"'Tis him! The great Irish swordsman!"
Then the news spread like the wind, apparently, that the man who had
beaten the great Forister was arrived in good health at the inn. There
were murmurs, and a great deal of attention, and many eyes. I suddenly
caught myself swaggering somewhat. It is hard to be a famous person
and not show a great swollen chicken-breast to the people. They are
disappointed if you do not strut and step high. "Show me to a
chamber," said I splendidly. The servants bowed their foreheads to the
floor.
But the great hubbub over the Earl's loss continued without abatement.
Gentlemen clanked down in their spurs; there was much talk of
dragoons; the tumult was extraordinary. Upstairs the landlord led me
past the door of a kind of drawing-room. I glanced within and saw the
Earl of Westport gesturing and declaiming to a company of gentlemen.
He was propped up in a great arm-chair.
"And why would he be waving his hands that way?" said I to two
servants who stood without.
"His lordship has lost many valuable papers at the hands of a
miscreant, sir," answered one.
"Is it so?" said I. "Well, then, I would see his lordship."
But here this valet stiffened. "No doubt but what his lordship would
be happy to see you, sir," he answered slowly. "Unfortunately,
however, he has forbidden me to present strangers to his presence."
"I have very important news. Do not be an idiot," said I. "Announce
me. The O'Ruddy."
"The O'Ruggy?" said he.
"The O'Ruddy," said I.
"The O'Rudgy?" said he.
"No," said I, and I told him again. Finally he took two paces within
the room and sung out in a loud voice:
"The O'Rubby."
I heard the voice of the sick old Earl calling out from his great
chair. "Why, 'tis the Irishman. Bid him enter. I am glad--I am always
very glad--ahem!--"
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