Adventure stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Irish -- England -- Fiction
The eaves of the houses streamed with so much water that the sidewalks
were practically untenable, although here and there a hardy wayfarer
strode on regardless of a drenched cloak, probably being too proud to
take to the street. Once our travel was entirely blocked by a fight. A
butcher in a bloody apron had dashed out of his shop and attacked the
driver of a brewer's sledge. A crowd gathered miraculously and cheered
on this spectacle; women appeared at all the windows; urchins hooted;
mongrel dogs barked. When the butcher had been worsted and chased
back into his shop by the maddened brewer we were allowed to pursue
our journey.
I must remark that neither of these men used aught but his hands.
Mostly their fists were doubled, and they dealt each other sounding,
swinging blows; but there was some hair-pulling, and when the brewer
had the butcher down I believe the butcher tried to bite his
opponent's ear. However they were rather high-class for their
condition. I found out later that at this time in the darker parts of
London the knife was a favourite weapon of the English and was as
rampant as ever it is in the black alleys of an Italian city. It was
no good news for me, for the Irish had long been devoted to the
cudgel.
When I wish for information I always prefer making the request to a
gentleman. To have speech of a boor is well enough if he would not
first study you over to find, if he can, why you want the information,
and, after a prolonged pause, tell you wrong entirely. I perceived a
young gentleman standing in under a porch and ogling a window on the
opposite side of the way. "Sir," said I, halting my horse close to
him, "would you be so kind as to point to a stranger the way to a good
inn?" He looked me full in the face, spat meaningly in the gutter,
and, turning on his heel, walked away. And I will give oath he was not
more than sixteen years old.
I sat stiff in the saddle; I felt my face going hot and cold. This
new-feathered bird with a toy sword! But to save me, as it happened,
from a preposterous quarrel with this infant, another man came along
the sidewalk. He was an older man, with a grave mouth and a clean-cut
jowl. I resolved to hail him. "And now my man," said I under my
breath, "if you are as bad as the other, by the mass, I'll have a
turnover here with you, London or no London."
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