The Oak Shade, or, Records of a Village Literary Association
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The Oak Shade, or, Records of a Village Literary Association
American literature -- 19th century
Peter became interested in the private habits of this reverend
gentleman, and would gladly have remained to ascertain yet more
concerning them, but being unable to direct the course of his dream,
he was unfortunately compelled to follow a melancholy creature who
happened just then to cross his dreamy path. True, he had somewhere
read or heard that melancholy men were naturally endowed with greater
genius than those blessed with more volatile dispositions, and he
therefore expected to gain from this new subject what he had missed by
losing the other. He was led to a large and splendid establishment,
which he regarded as being certainly much better calculated to produce
comfort and happiness than melancholy. He had scarcely entered, before
he heard a harsh, shrill voice re-echoing through the house, and when
the termagant, who seemed to have inherited from nature a perfect right
to its possession, made her appearance, he could not help repeating to
himself the proverb of Solomon, “_It is_ better to dwell in a corner
of the house-top, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.” “What
an excellent Tatianian he would have made,” remarked a pert young lady
of the village, who would sometimes honor Peter with a few moments of
her attention, and to whom the thought of such unfortunate husbands
always afforded matter for merriment. “Why so?” anxiously queried
Peter, who could not fathom her meaning. “Because they maintained that
all, except themselves, were damned through mother Eve, and that women
were made by the devil, to the latter of which tenets your hen-pecked
vision could no doubt have sworn with the strictest of the sect.”
“Notwithstanding such were their origin, we would treasure them,” added
another. “Proving,” replied she, “that the gifts from that quarter are
preferred, and that there is no justice in your complaints when the
penalty is to be paid.” Peter was naturally somewhat sympathetic, and
would gladly have condoled with this melancholy man in his affliction,
but the domestic pest kept too strict a watch to permit it. He
apprehended the consequences likely to follow, should he presume too
much, and therefore wisely concluded not to cause the reigning spirit
of the mansion to “pass still more the equilibrium of her balance.” He
reflected how indiscreet it is to interfere in matters of this kind,
and remembering the advice of the old poet, he thought it judicious not
to disregard it:
“Have pity on yourself, and, though you’re stout
As mastiff breed, don’t take a bear by th’ snout.”
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