The Oak Shade, or, Records of a Village Literary Association
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The Oak Shade, or, Records of a Village Literary Association
American literature -- 19th century
When nature made that man yonder, it no doubt went outside of itself
in search of additional material. He is a compound too singular to
have been made up entirely of its own qualities. He practices medicine
without being able to read; plays the preacher and sometimes the
prophet, and occasionally acts the pettifogger. By the one he pretends
to save lives, souls by the other, and property by the third. He prays
vociferously and predicts astounding developments, but never pays his
debts; he is vehement in his denunciations of falsehood, but takes to
lying quite naturally when it promises a fair remuneration; he deplores
the errors of the world, and professes infallibly to drive away the
charms of witches; he denounces credulity, and sees “spooks;” he is a
philosopher, and pow-wows until exhausted in breath over all diseases
too powerful for his remedies. Never entertaining more than one idea
at a time, he must be ruled by it, no matter what it be or to what
foolishness it may lead him. To-night he may dream of some impossible
event or marvellous discovery, and to-morrow he will proclaim it as a
settled fact or superhuman revelation. He is constantly propounding
schemes to revolutionize the opinions and change the manners and
practices of the world, and yet swears by his faith in predestination.
A mass of incongruities, an embodiment of nonsense, he nevertheless
finds dupes who, perhaps tired of existence, will swallow his
prescriptions, meet their doom through his prophecies, and go to ruin
through his counsel. Well, reflected Peter, many a man has prospered
just because he was ignorant and stupid, and where wisdom starves
foolishness must often grow fat.
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