For some thirty minutes Edward Henry listened to hexameters, the first
he had ever heard. The effect of them on his moral organism was worse
even than he had expected. He glanced about at the other auditors.
Givington had opened a box of tubes and was spreading colours on his
palette. The Chinaman’s eyes were closed while his face still grinned.
Snip was asleep on the parquet. Miss Taft bit the end of a pencil with
her agreeable teeth. Sir John Pilgrim lay at full length on a sofa,
occasionally lifting his legs. Edward Henry despaired of help in his
great need. But just as his desperation was becoming too acute to be
borne, Carlo Trent ejaculated the word "Curtain." It was the first word
that Edward Henry had clearly understood.
"That’s the first act," said Carlo Trent, wiping his face. Snip
awakened.
Edward Henry rose and, in the hush, tiptoed round the sofa.
"Good-bye, Sir John," he whispered.
"You’re not going?"
"I am, Sir John."
The head of his profession sat up. "How right you are!" said he. "How
right you are. Trent, I knew from the first words it wouldn’t do. It
lacks colour. I want something more crimson, more like the brighter
parts of this jacket, something--" He waved hands in the air. "The
alderman agrees with me. He’s going. Don’t trouble to read any more,
Trent. But drop in any time--any time. Chung, what o’clock is it?"
"It is nearly noon," said Edward Henry in the tone of an old friend.
"Well, I’m sorry you can’t oblige me, Sir John. I’m off to see Sir
Gerald Pompey now."
"But who says I can’t oblige you?" protested Sir John. "Who knows what
sacrifices I would not make in the highest interests of the profession?
Alderman, you jump to conclusions with the agility of an acrobat, but
they are false conclusions! Miss Taft, the telephone! Chung, my coat!
Good-bye, Trent, good-bye!"
An hour later Edward Henry met Mr. Marrier at the Grand Babylon Hotel.
"Well, sir," said Mr. Marrier, "you are the greatest man that ever
lived!"
"Why?"
Mr. Marrier showed him the stop-press news of a penny evening paper,
which read: "Sir John Pilgrim has abandoned his ceremonious departure
from Tilbury in order to lay the corner-stone of the new Regent Theatre
on Wednesday week. He and Miss Cora Pryde will join the _Kandahar_ at
Marseilles."
"You needn’t do any advertaysing," said Mr. Marrier. "Pilgrim will do
all the advertaysing for you."
III.
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