Sir John had made a wondrous picturesque figure of himself as, in a
raised corner of the crowded and beflagged marquee, he had flourished a
trowel and talked about the great and enlightened public, and about the
highest function of the drama, and about the duty of the artist to
elevate, and about the solemn responsibility of theatrical managers, and
about the absence of petty jealousies in the world of the stage.
Everybody had vociferously applauded, while reporters turned rapidly the
pages of their note-books. "Ass!" Edward Henry had said to himself with
much force and sincerity,--meaning Sir John,--but he too had
vociferously applauded; for he was from the Five Towns, and in the Five
Towns people are like that! Then Sir John had declared the corner-stone
well and truly laid (it was on the corner which the electric sign of the
future was destined to occupy), and, after being thanked, had wandered
off shaking hands here and there absently, to arrive at length in the
office of the clerk of the works, where Edward Henry had arranged
suitably to refresh the stone-layer and a few choice friends of both
sexes.
He had hoped that Elsie April would somehow reach that little office.
But Elsie April was absent, indisposed. Her absence made the one
blemish on the affair’s perfection. Elsie April, it appeared, had been
struck down by a cold which had entirely deprived her of her voice, so
that the performance of the Azure Society’s Dramatic Club, so eagerly
anticipated by all London, had had to be postponed. Edward Henry bore
the misfortune of the Azure Society with stoicism, but he had been
extremely disappointed by the invisibility of Elsie April at his
stone-laying. His eyes had wanted her.
Sir John, awaking apparently out of a dream when Edward Henry had
summoned him twice, climbed the uneven staircase and joined his host and
youngest rival on the insecure planks and gangways that covered the
first floor of the Regent Theatre.
"Come higher," said Edward Henry, mounting upward to the beginnings of
the second story, above which hung suspended from the larger crane the
great cage that was employed to carry brick and stone from the ground.
The two fur coats almost mingled.
"Well, young man," said Sir John Pilgrim, "your troubles will soon be
beginning."
Now Edward Henry hated to be addressed as "young man," especially in the
patronising tone which Sir John used. Moreover, he had a suspicion that
in Sir John’s mind was the illusion that Sir John alone was responsible
for the creation of the Regent Theatre--that without Sir John’s aid as a
stone-layer it could never have existed.
"You mean my troubles as a manager?" said Edward Henry grimly.
"In twelve months from now, before I come back from my world’s tour,
you’ll be ready to get rid of this thing on any terms. You will be
wishing that you had imitated my example and kept out of Piccadilly
Circus. Piccadilly Circus is sinister, my Alderman--sinister."
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