"Some people may _like_ this!" he admitted, with a gleam of optimism.
Hitherto, for weeks past, he had gone forward with his preparations in
the most frigid and convinced pessimism. It seemed to him that he had
become involved in a vast piece of machinery, and that nothing short of
blowing the theatre up with dynamite would bring the cranks and pistons
to a stop. And yet it seemed to him also that everything was unreal,
that the contracts he signed were unreal, and the proofs he passed, and
the posters he saw on the walls of London, and the advertisements in the
newspapers. Only the checks he drew had the air of being real. And
now, in a magic flash, after a few moments gazing at the stage, he saw
all differently. He scented triumph from afar off, as one sniffs the
tang of the sea. On the morrow he had to meet Nellie at Euston, and he
had shrunk from meeting her, with her terrible remorseless, provincial,
untheatrical common sense; but now, in another magic flash, he envisaged
the meeting with a cock-a-doodle-doo of hope. Strange! He admitted it
was strange.
And then he failed to hear several words spoken by Rose Euclid. And
then a few more. As the emotion of the scene grew, the proportion of
her words audible in the gallery diminished. Until she became, for him,
totally inarticulate, raving away there and struggling in a cocoon of
hexameters.
Despair seized him. His nervous system, every separate nerve of it, was
on the rack once more.
He stood up in a sort of paroxysm and called loudly across the vast
intervening space:
"Speak more distinctly, please."
A fearful silence fell upon the whole theatre. The rehearsal stopped.
The building itself seemed to be staggered. Somebody had actually
demanded that words should be uttered articulately!
Mr. Marrier turned toward the intruder, as one determined to put an end
to such singularities.
"Who’s up theyah?"
"I am," said Edward Henry. "And I want it to be clearly understood in
my theatre that the first thing an actor has to do is to make himself
heard. I daresay I’m devilish odd, but that’s how I look at it."
"Whom do you mean, Mr. Machin?" asked Marrier in a different tone.
"I mean Miss Euclid of course. Here I’ve spent Heaven knows how much on
the acoustics of this theatre, and I can’t make out a word she says. I
can hear all the others. And this is the dress-rehearsal!"
"You must remember you’re in the gallery," said Mr. Marrier firmly.
"And what if I am! I’m not giving gallery seats away to-morrow night.
It’s true I’m giving half the stalls away, but the gallery will be paid
for."
Another silence.
Said Rose Euclid sharply, and Edward Henry caught every word with the
most perfect distinctness:
"I’m sick and tired of people saying they can’t make out what I say!
They actually write me letters about it! Why _should_ people make out
what I say?"
She quitted the stage.
Another silence....
"Ring down the curtain," said Mr. Marrier in a thrilled voice.
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