VIII.
One afternoon Edward Henry sat in the king of all the easy chairs in the
drawing-room of his house in Trafalgar Road, Bursley. Although the
month was September, and the weather warm even for September, a
swansdown quilt lay spread upon his knees. His face was pale, his hands
were paler; but his eye was clear and his visage enlightened. His beard
had grown to nearly its original dimensions. On a chair by his side
were a number of letters to which he had just dictated answers. At a
neighbouring table a young clerk was using a typewriter. Stretched at
full length on the sofa was Robert Machin, engaged in the perusal of the
second edition of that day’s _Signal_. Of late Robert, having exhausted
nearly all available books, had been cultivating during his holidays an
interest in journalism, and he would give great accounts, in the
nursery, of events happening in each day’s instalment of the _Signal’s_
sensational serial. His heels kicked idly one against the other.
A powerful voice resounded in the lobby, and Doctor Stirling entered the
room with Nellie.
"Well, Doc!" Edward Henry greeted him.
"So you’re in full blast again!" observed the doctor, using a metaphor
invented by the population of a district where the roar of furnaces
wakens the night.
"No!" Edward Henry protested, as an invalid always will. "I’m only just
keeping an eye on one or two pressing things."
"Of course he’s in full blast!" said Nellie with calm conviction.
"What’s this I hear about ye ganging away to the seaside, Saturday?"
asked the doctor.
"Well, can’t I?" said Edward Henry.
"Ye can," said the doctor. "Let’s have a look at ye, man."
"What was it you said I’ve had?" Edward Henry questioned.
"Colonitis."
"Yes, that’s the word. I thought I couldn’t have got it wrong. Well,
you should have seen my mother’s face when I told her what you called
it. She said, ’He may call it that if he’s a mind to, but we had another
name for it in my time.’ You should have heard her sniff! ... Look
here, Doc, do you know you’ve had me down now for pretty near three
months?"
"Nay," said Stirling. "It’s yer own obstinacy that’s had ye down, man.
If ye’d listened to yer London doctor at first, mayhap ye wouldn’t have
had to travel from Euston in an invalid’s carriage. If ye hadn’t had
the misfortune to be born an obstinate simpleton ye’d ha’ been up and
about six weeks back. But there’s no doing anything with you geniuses.
It’s all nerves with you and your like."
"Nerves!" exclaimed Edward Henry, pretending to scorn. But he was
delighted at the diagnosis.
"Nerves," repeated the doctor firmly. "Ye go gadding off to America.
Ye get yeself mixed up in theatres.... How’s the theatre? I see yer
famous play’s coming to end next week."
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