"If you’re wanting a temporary valet, sir, my son’s out of a place for
the moment--through no fault of his own. He’s a very good valet, sir,
and soon learns a gentleman’s ways."
"Yes," said Edward Henry judiciously. "But could he come at once?
That’s the point." And he looked at his watch, as if to imply that
another hour without a valet would be more than human nature could
stand.
"I could have him round here in less than an hour, sir," said the hotel
valet, comprehending the gesture. "He’s at Norwich Mews--Berkeley
Square way, sir."
Edward Henry hesitated.
"Very well, then!" he said commandingly. "Send for him. Let me see
him."
He thought:
"Dash it! I’m at Wilkins’s--I’ll be _at_ Wilkins’s!"
"Certainly, sir! Thank you very much, sir."
The hotel valet was retiring when Edward Henry called him back.
"Stop a moment. I’m just going out. Help me on with my overcoat, will
you?"
The man jumped.
"And you might get me a tooth-brush," Edward Henry airily suggested.
"And I’ve a letter for the post."
As he walked down Devonshire Square in the dark, he hummed a tune:
certain sign that he was self-conscious, uneasy, and yet not unhappy.
At a small but expensive hosier’s in a side street he bought a shirt and
a suit of pajamas, and also permitted himself to be tempted by a special
job line of hair-brushes that the hosier had in his fancy department. On
hearing the powerful word "Wilkins’s," the hosier promised with
passionate obsequiousness that the goods should be delivered instantly.
Edward Henry cooled his excitement by an extended stroll, and finally
re-entered the outer hall of the hotel at half-past seven, and sat down
therein to see the world. He knew by instinct that the boldest lounge
suit must not at that hour penetrate further into the public rooms of
Wilkins’s.
The world at its haughtiest was driving up to Wilkins’s to eat its
dinner in the unrivalled restaurant, and often guests staying at the
hotel came into the outer hall to greet invited friends. And Edward
Henry was so overfaced by visions of woman’s brilliance and man’s utter
correctness that he scarcely knew where to look--so apologetic was he
for his grey lounge suit and the creases in his boots. In less than a
quarter of an hour he appreciated with painful clearness that his entire
conception of existence had been wrong, and that he must begin again at
the beginning. Nothing in his luggage at the Majestic would do. His
socks would not do, nor his shoes, nor the braid on his trousers, nor
his cuff-links, nor his ready-made white bow, nor the number of studs in
the shirt-front, nor the collar of his coat. Nothing! Nothing!
To-morrow would be a full day.
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