As he was finishing it, he heard mysterious, disturbing footfalls in his
private corridor, and after trying for some time to ignore them, he was
forced by a vague alarm to investigate their origin. A short
middle-aged, pallid man, with a long nose and long moustaches, wearing a
red and black-striped sleeved waistcoat and a white apron, was in the
corridor. At the Turk’s Head such a person would have been the boots.
But Edward Henry remembered a notice under the bell, advising visitors
to ring once for the waiter, twice for the chambermaid, and three times
for the valet. This, then, was the valet. In certain picturesque
details of costume Wilkins’s was coquettishly French.
"What is it?" he demanded.
"I came to see if your luggage had arrived, sir. No doubt your servant
is bringing it. Can I be of any assistance to you?"
The man thoughtfully twirled one end of his moustache. It was an
appalling fault in demeanour; but the man was proud of his moustache.
"The first human being I’ve met here!" thought Edward Henry, attracted
too by a gleam in the eye of this eternal haunter of corridors.
"His servant!" He saw that something must be done, and quickly.
Wilkins’s provided valets for emergencies, but obviously it expected
visitors to bring their own valets in addition. Obviously existence
without a private valet was inconceivable to Wilkins’s.
"The fact is," said Edward Henry, "I’m in a very awkward situation." He
hesitated, seeking to and fro in his mind for particulars of the
situation.
"Sorry to hear that, sir."
"Yes, a very awkward position." He hesitated again. "I’d booked
passages for myself and my valet on the _Minnetonka_, sailing from
Tilbury at noon to-day, and sent him on in front with my stuff, and at
the very last moment I’ve been absolutely prevented from sailing! You
see how awkward it is! I haven’t a thing here."
"It is indeed, sir! And I suppose _he’s_ gone on, sir?"
"Of course he has! He wouldn’t find out till after she sailed that I
wasn’t on board. You know the crush and confusion there is on those big
liners just before they start." Edward Henry had once assisted, under
very dramatic circumstances, at the departure of a transatlantic liner
from Liverpool.
"Just so, sir!"
"I’ve neither servant nor clothes!" He considered that so far he was
doing admirably. Indeed, the tale could not have been bettered, he
thought. His hope was that the fellow would not have the idea of
consulting the shipping intelligence in order to confirm the departure
of the _Minnetonka_ from Tilbury that day. Possibly the _Minnetonka_
never had sailed and never would sail from Tilbury. Possibly she had
been sold years ago. He had selected the first ship’s name that came
into his head. What did it matter?
"My man," he added to clinch--the proper word "man" had only just
occurred to him--"my man can’t be back again under three weeks at the
soonest."
The valet made one half-eager step towards him.
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