"Really!" said Edward Henry. "I hope he won’t mind me being in a
dressing-gown."
The gentleman in waiting, obsequiously restive, managed to choose the
supper himself. Leaving, he reached the door just in time to hold it
open for the entrance of Mr. Marrier and Mr. Carlo Trent, who were
talking, with noticeable freedom and emphasis, in an accent which in the
Five Towns is known as the "haw-haw," the "lah-di-dah," or the
"Kensingtonian" accent.
II.
Within ten minutes, within less than ten minutes, Alderman Edward Henry
Machin’s supper-party at Wilkins’s was so wonderfully changed for the
better that Edward Henry might have been excused for not recognising it
as his own.
The service at Wilkins’s, where they profoundly understood human nature,
was very intelligent. Somewhere in a central bureau at Wilkins’s sat a
psychologist who knew, for example, that a supper commanded on the spur
of the moment must be produced instantly if it is to be enjoyed. Delay
in these capricious cases impairs the ecstasy, and therefore lessens the
chance of other similar meals being commanded at the same establishment.
Hence, no sooner had the gentleman in waiting disappeared with the
order, than certain esquires appeared with the limbs and body of a table
which they set up in Edward Henry’s drawing-room; and they covered the
board with a damask cloth and half covered the damask cloth with
flowers, glasses, and plates, and laid a special private wire from the
skirting-board near the hearth to a spot on the table beneath Edward
Henry’s left hand, so that he could summon courtiers on the slightest
provocation with the minimum of exertion. Then immediately brown bread
and butter and lemons and red-pepper came, followed by oysters, followed
by bottles of pale wine, both still and sparkling. Thus, before the
principal dishes had even begun to frizzle in the distant kitchens, the
revellers were under the illusion that the entire supper was waiting
just outside the door.
Yes, they were revellers now! For the advent of her young men had
transformed Rose Euclid, and Rose Euclid had transformed the general
situation. At the table, Edward Henry occupied one side of it, Mr. Seven
Sachs occupied the side opposite, Mr. Marrier, the very, very talented
young manager, occupied the side to Edward Henry’s left, and Rose Euclid
and Carlo Trent together occupied the side to his right.
Trent and Marrier were each about thirty years of age. Trent, with a
deep voice, had extremely lustrous eyes, which eyes continually dwelt on
Rose Euclid in admiration. Apparently, all she needed in this valley
was oysters and admiration, and she now had both in unlimited
quantities.
"Oysters are darlings," she said, as she swallowed the first.
Carlo Trent kissed her hand respectfully--for she was old enough to be
his mother.
"And you are the greatest tragic actress in the world, Ra-ose!" said he
in the Kensingtonian bass.
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