The next morning Joseph, having opened wide the window, informed his
master that the weather was bright and sunny, and Edward Henry arose
with just that pleasant degree of fatigue which persuades one that one
is, if anything, rather more highly vitalised than usual. He sent for
Mr. Bryany, as for a domestic animal, and Mr. Bryany, ceremoniously
attired, was received by a sort of jolly king who happened to be
trimming his beard in the royal bathroom, but who was too good-natured
to keep Mr. Bryany waiting. It is remarkable how the habit of royalty,
having once taken root, will flourish in the minds of quite
unmonarchical persons. Edward Henry first enquired after the health of
Mr. Seven Sachs, and then obtained from Mr. Bryany all remaining papers
and trifles of information concerning the affair of the option.
Whereupon Mr. Bryany, apparently much elated by the honour of an
informal reception, effusively retired. And Edward Henry too was so
elated, and his faith in life so renewed and invigorated that he said to
himself:
"It might be worth while to shave my beard off after all!"
As in his electric brougham he drove along muddy and shining Piccadilly,
he admitted that Joseph’s account of the weather had been very accurate.
The weather was magnificent; it presented the best features of summer
combined with the salutary pungency of autumn. And flags were flying
over the establishments of tobacconists, soothsayers, and insurance
companies in Piccadilly. And the sense of empire was in the very air,
like an intoxication. And there was no place like London. When,
however, having run through Piccadilly into streets less superb, he
reached the Majestic, it seemed to him that the Majestic was not a part
of London, but a bit of the provinces surrounded by London. He was very
disappointed with the Majestic, and took his letters from the clerk with
careless condescension. In a few days the Majestic had sunk from being
one of "London’s huge caravanserais" to the level of a swollen Turk’s
Head. So fragile are reputations!
From the Majestic, Edward Henry drove back into the regions of Empire,
between Piccadilly and Regent Street, and deigned to call upon his
tailors. A morning suit which he had commanded being miraculously
finished, he put it on, and was at once not only spectacularly but
morally regenerated. The old suit, though it had cost five guineas in
its time, looked a paltry and a dowdy thing as it lay, flung down
anyhow, on one of Messrs. Quayther and Cuthering’s cane chairs in the
mirrored cubicle where baronets and even peers showed their braces to
the benign Mr. Cuthering.
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