"After all," he said to himself as he waited, "these houses aren’t even
semi detached! They’re just houses in a row, and I bet every one of ’em
can hear the piano next door!"
The butler whom he had previously caught sight of opened the great
portal.
"I want to see Lady Woldo."
"Her ladyship--" began the formidable official.
"Now look here my man," said Edward Henry rather in desperation, "I must
see Lady Woldo instantly. It’s about the baby--"
"About his lordship?"
"Yes. And look lively, please."
He stepped into the sombre and sumptuous hall.
"Well," he reflected, "I am going it--no mistake!"
VI.
He was in a large back drawing-room, of which the window, looking north,
was in rich stained glass. "No doubt because they’re ashamed of the
view," he said to himself. The size of the chimneypiece impressed him,
and also its rich carving. "But what an old-fashioned grate!" he said
to himself. "They need gilt radiators here." The doorway was a marvel
of ornate sculpture, and he liked it. He liked too the effect of the
oil-paintings--mainly portraits--on the walls, and the immensity of the
brass fender, and the rugs, and the leatherwork of the chairs. But
there could be no question that the room was too dark for the taste of
any householder clever enough to know the difference between a house and
a church.
There was a plunging noise at the door behind him.
"What’s amiss?" he heard a woman’s voice. And as he heard it he thrilled
with sympathetic vibrations. It was not a North Staffordshire voice,
but it was a South Yorkshire voice, which is almost the same thing. It
seemed to him to be the first un-Kensingtonian voice to soothe his ears
since he had left the Five Towns. Moreover, nobody born south of the
Trent would have said, "What’s amiss?" A Southerner would have said,
"What’s the matter?" Or, more probably, "What’s the mattah?"
He turned and saw a breathless and very beautiful woman of about
twenty-nine or thirty, clothed in black, and she was in the act of
removing from her lovely head what looked like a length of red flannel.
He noticed too, simultaneously, that she was suffering from a heavy
cold. A majestic footman behind her closed the door and disappeared.
"Are you Lady Woldo?" Edward Henry asked.
"Yes," she said. "What’s this about my baby?"
"I’ve just seen him in Hyde Park," said Edward Henry. "And I observed
that a rash had broken out all over his face."
"I know that," she replied. "It began this morning, all of a sudden
like. But what of it? I was rather alarmed myself, as it’s the first
rash he’s had, and he’s the first baby I’ve had--and he’ll be the last
too. But everybody said it was nothing. He’s never been out without me
before, but I had such a cold. Now, you don’t mean to tell me that
you’ve come down specially from Hyde Park to inform me about that rash.
I’m not such a simpleton as all that." She spoke in one long breath.
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