"Yes, always!" said Helen.
"As for his ears, eyes, and vocal chords--that is up to other sharps,"
said Bricktop.
Phil was lifted up again and placed on something not so soft as the bed
and by the motion he comprehended that he was making another journey.
It was to an entrance with the sign "Oral Surgery." As Bricktop said,
"This means Yours Truly!" Here he was autocrat, this stranger from
Kansas by way of New York. On the door of a room fitted out with
dentist's accessories and many little drawers was painted "William
Smith, D.D.S." He was always glad to tell people about himself,
because, as he said, this saved them from wasting time in guessing and
allowed him the start in the kind of information which was being passed
around about him.
"Glad father and mother, who were sensible people, had a sense of
harmony or something like that," he would say, "and didn't name me
Decourcey or Charlemagne Smith. Good old name, Smith! Everybody knows
how to spell it. Makes the inside of the city directory look
companionable. But usually," he pointed to his hair, "I'm known as
Bricktop. At school they called me Bill Bricktop; but I considered
that too illiterate and undignified after I hung out my shingle.
D.D.S.--I'm a dental surgeon; dental surgeon--surgeon, mind, and some
other kinds of a surgeon, too. When I get time I'm going to do a book
on jaws. 'Bricktop on Jaws'! Sounds like the personal memoirs of a
henpecked husband, eh?"
Not only dentist, but surgeon! That was the fact that he kept beating
into the British mind, which seemed to him somewhat opaque at times,
when he was fighting to get the opportunity to do the work that he was
now doing. He had an air of not caring for anybody, this William
Smith, with his bright grey eye and smiling mouth, which frequently
leads to professional success and even to average mortals being
regarded as geniuses. In New York his reputation for delicate and
original work brought him many rich patients, which he never allowed to
interfere with his hospital experiments on jaws. He made enough money
to take care of the little Smiths as they arrived, one, two, three,
four, and all red-headed.
"I should have been rather disappointed if they hadn't been," he said.
"There's something in the very fact of being a red-headed Smith that
ought to give any kid a start in life."
When the war broke out and he read about the havoc wrought by bursting
shells he set out for Europe, believing in himself and his mission to
do more good in the world repairing fractured jaws than by making up
the deficiencies of nature in the mouths of the rich; but because he
believed in himself that was no reason why the War Office should
believe in him.
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