"That baby boy at the Embassy, with his little accent and his little
moustache turned up, and afraid he might slip on his little shadow,
that's Levering's son," said Peter. "Levering started driving a donkey
in a mine and left about two hundred thousand dollars and got heart
disease making it, while his wife was in Paris. She couldn't stay at
home in Cokeville because she had no social standing there. He used to
see her once a year, if he could spare two weeks to cross the pond.
But I'm wasting a lot of words on him, though it's time somebody gave
him a twist. Now, I'll go back to London to-night."
"But you must stay to dinner!" begged the vicar.
"Sorry. But we want to see Phil. Is there a telegraph office here?
Good! Might as well start things moving. I'll get dinner at one of
those little inns. First-rate meat and potatoes; that's all a man
wants--only the English never season anything. Put a pile of salt on
the side of their plate and dab every mouthful in it, which means
irregular distribution and a waste of time."
He was shaking hands all around preparatory to going, when he had a
reminder.
"I want to see that ancestor of ours," he said. "Mine by adoption!
You don't mind? I see your family isn't large and there ought to be
enough of him to go round."
"We welcome you!" said the vicar, chuckling. This interest in
genealogy convinced him that both Peter and the three millions must be
real.
Peter looked the ancestor over with the eye of one who knows men.
"I'm proud of him!" he concluded, with a wink to the vicar. "You can
see that he had his teeth set firmly in their sockets. Most ancestors
have, and those of later generations get wiggly. Well, I'm off!"
When Peter had gone four white heads gazed at one another and swallowed
and gazed. Three million dollars! Peter confessed it! And all for
Phil!
"Hm-m--let the cat out of the bag!" he mused on his way to London.
"Couldn't help it! Enjoyed it! What the professors call the
psychological moment! Enjoyed keeping it secret before--enjoyed
letting it go. Phil will keep that farm running after I'm gone--if it
doesn't break me before I pass over the border."
Now Peter did not go to the War Office and beat a table and argue; but
he set things in motion by sending cablegrams and telegrams. He did
not even send up his card to the Ambassador until the Ambassador had
received messages from four United States senators, from the man to
whom he owed his appointment, and from the Secretary of State, that
Peter Smithers was in London. Nobody was out at luncheon when he went
to the Embassy, where he was at once given a note to some one on high
who would immediately communicate to some one at the War Office. But
before leaving he reminded the Ambassador that one of the Embassy
chore-boys, ought to be taught civility as well as manners.
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