Actors -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Theater -- Fiction
“Take no notice,” Raymond hastened to explain. “It was only for
something to say. Well, I must be going.”
“You—you won’t stop a day or two and rehearse us a little?”
He shook his head.
“I value the compliment, but I’m too conceited to reveal my weakness.”
“Weakness?”
“Yes, for I shouldn’t be able to help ’em. I’ll let you into a secret.
People imagine I can teach anyone to act. I can’t. All I can do is to
know who would be right in certain parts. Then I engage ’em, and their
combined elements give forth a chemical compound known as a Brilliant
Production. That’s the whole secret. Tell that fellow—Mellish, isn’t
it?—not to wear daffodils in his buttonhole, and to cut his moustache
off if he can’t let it alone—and tell the duchess to let her train take
care of itself when she’s in a drawing-room. God bless you, Mr.
Cardomay, and good luck.”
He shook hands warmly, and hurried away.
“Poor old devil!” he muttered, as the stage-door swung to behind him.
One might have imagined that there was an added moisture in his eyes if
the idea were not so absurd. A specialist has no feelings.
About a week later, Doctor Wardluke met Mr. Wilfred Wilfur in the
street, and the latter gentleman was in a state of unparalleled
excitement. In his hand he flourished a copy of the _Bradford Mercury_,
and he cried:
“Seen the news? Old Cardomay has come an almighty cropper with that
production of his—knew he would—knew he would!”
And the two late members of the Cardomay Syndicate congratulated
themselves most cordially on the happy insight that led them to “get out
of it in time.”
The papers were not kind—they were not even discerning. As Raymond
Wakefield foretold, they were mortally offended with Eliphalet for
departing from his usual routine and cutting off his hair. Because they
were accustomed to see this actor in a “robuster class of work,” they
totally ignored the excellent quality of his acting. “There are plenty
of companies who can provide us with the modern problem play, without
Mr. Cardomay doing so. We look to him to uphold the good old traditions
of the drama, and instead——” etc.
The rest of the cast were very properly chewed up, and questions were
put as to what reasons existed for advertising a certain unknown and
very amateurish young lady as a star.
The receipts for the first week were negligible, and the second showed a
substantial margin on the wrong side.
“We have ten more bookings, and I must play them out,” said Eliphalet
desperately.
“What are the fines in default of appearance?” suggested Manning.
But Eliphalet shook his head. “It wouldn’t be fair,” he said. “There’s
the company to consider. I promised them three months.”
“And d’you think there’s a single damned one of ’em who’d hold you to
that?” came the fierce rejoinder.
“Let us lose like gentlemen,” said Eliphalet.
And his savings dripped from him like the sweats of fear.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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