Actors -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Theater -- Fiction
Winslow Dawson was an agreeable little man, who had the habit of paying
less than you intended to accept, at the same time conveying the
impression that you had bested him all along the line. He carried his
hands permanently in his trousers pockets, from whence they never
appeared to emerge, even when a door had to be opened or shut or a
contract signed. He performed these functions, so it seemed, by some
balancing feat of prestidigitation. He had a habit of balancing on his
heels and contemplating his patent-leather toes. He would remain thus
during a long discussion, then look up with the sunniest of smiles and
say, “Then that’s settled, isn’t it?”
When Eliphalet left the theatre it was in a very happy mood. After all,
he would appear in London again, and—what was better still—in a part
regarding the rendering of which he could scarcely be at fault.
Mr. Deansgate had said, “Do just as you like with it, my dear Cardomay;
we have every confidence in you.”
In honour of the occasion he stood himself tea at Fuller’s and ate quite
a large piece of walnut cake.
“A delightful management,” he reflected. “This is better than a holiday,
old boy.”
Perhaps he felt a shade awkward at the rehearsal next morning to find
the stage thronged with so many unfamiliar faces, but for the most part
they were a friendly company, and very soon he was quite at ease with
the men.
The ladies he found difficult, being so totally dissimilar to the
homely, good-natured souls who played with him on his hundred tours.
There was a Miss Helen Winter, who played the Queen and whose
personality caused him alarm. She seemed far more like a duchess than
the real example he had seen in the Park. Her clothes were severe to a
fault, and she used lorgnettes with awful precision. Somehow the sense
of these instruments pervaded her even in the Castle of Elsinore.
When they were introduced she said:
“How do you do, _dear_ Mr. Cardomay. I have heard so much about you.”
Then departed quickly, as though fearing he might be tempted to tell her
more.
For Ophelia one of London’s younger emotional actresses had been
secured. Her emotions were more acutely demonstrated off the stage than
on, for it appeared, despite a healthy exterior, she was racked with
torments arising from an ailment described as “my neuralgia.” She spoke
of her neuralgia as others might say “My Mother.” It was indeed her most
cherished possession, and only through the good offices of
smelling-salts and aspirin was she able to encompass the calls made upon
her artistry.
Eliphalet, having made the acquaintance of the young lady and her
neuralgia, and being attracted by neither, sought for someone to talk
with during his long waits. In so doing he espied Miss Mornice June.
Mornice was absurdly pretty. She had big black-lashed eyes and a mass of
whitey-gold fluffy hair. She played the part of the Player Queen, and
held sway over the hearts of the small-part young gentlemen and those
engaged as “extras.”
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