The Old Chelsea Bun-House: A Tale of the Last CenturyManning, Anne
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The Old Chelsea Bun-House: A Tale of the Last Century
Manning, Anne
England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction
Mr. _Heavitree_ was silent, and _Gatty_ presently asked him what he was
musing about. He said, "Those Rogues who pulled me into the dark Cellar
said I was not the right Man. I was wondering if they have found him
yet, and what they have done to him."
This led to sundry dismal Stories, of Footpads and Street-Assassins;
and of Lord _Harborough's_ being beset by Robbers in _Piccadilly_ in
broad Daylight, and one of the Chairmen pulling a Pole out of his
_Lordship's_ Chair and knocking down one of the Villains, while the
Earl, leaping out, and drawing his Sword, put the Rest to flight. Then
we wondered whether Times could get worse, and whether they would ever
mend, and whether the next Generation would listen to such Facts as
idle Tales, or whether Abuses would increase to that Degree as to bring
down a Providential Judgment on the City, like that which overtook
_Gomorrah_, or like that which we were now expecting.
Soon after this, my _Father_ fell fast asleep, and my _Mother_ began
to nod. _Prudence_ was knitting with all her Might, and I took up my
_Mother's_ Knotting, and on Pretence of getting nearer the Light,
edged my Chair further off from _Gatty_, who continued conversing
with Mr. _Heavitree_ in an under Tone, which became lower and lower.
I am persuaded neither of them felt in the least sleepy, nor had the
smallest Apprehensions of the Earthquake; but _Prue_ yawned awfully
from Time to Time, and I was profoundly silent and very serious.
All at once, Lady _Betty's_ Bell rang violently, and _Gatty_ ran up
Stairs. The Wax Lights had burned out, and at first it seemed that
there were no others, which put my _Lady_ into a sad Taking. The Idea
of her being _left in the Dark with an Earthquake_! Happily, another
Pacquet of Wax Candles was found, and, after Ratafia had been served
round, they fell to their Card-playing again; but _Gatty_ affirmed that
my _Lady_ changed Colour, and laid down her Hand on Mr. _Sandys's_
roguishly shaking the Table.
At Length, all the Clocks struck Five; at which Hour everybody
conceived themselves safe, as witlessly as they had previously held
themselves to be in Danger. The Card-Party now broke up; _Gatty_
went to undress my _Lady_, and I went to lock out the Gentlemen, who
departed in a Body, looking fagged and haggard enough. Just as Mr.
_Caryl_ was going forth, he paused for a Moment and said, "By-the-bye,
this is where Mr.--Mr. what's his Name? Mr. _Fenwick_ lodged--Can you
tell me where he is at present, Mrs. _Patty_?"
I coolly answered, "With his poor People in _Shoreditch_, Sir."
"_Shoreditch? Shoreditch?_ Ha, I'll try to remember that," says he
carelessly; and turned on his Heel. I thought to myself, I don't
believe you will; your Cue is to forget.
Then I went to get my _Father_ and _Mother_ to Bed, and send off
_Prue_, and lastly, to go to Bed myself. As for Mr. _Heavitree_, he
was content with a couple of Chairs by the Fire. _Gatty_ slept with my
_Lady_, who did not feel brave enough to be alone.
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