The Old Inns of Old England, Volume 1 (of 2): A Picturesque Account of the Ancient and Storied Hostelries of Our Own CountryHarper, Charles G. (Charles George)
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The Old Inns of Old England, Volume 1 (of 2): A Picturesque Account of the Ancient and Storied Hostelries of Our Own Country
Harper, Charles G. (Charles George)
England -- Social life and customs; Hotels -- England
Yet again the threatened clothier came riding alone, but in the night he
was roused by the innkeeper himself to help quiet a riotous dispute that
had arisen in the house over dice.
On another occasion he fell ill while staying at the “Ostrich,” or the
“Crane,” as some accounts name the house, and had to be nursed; but the
fifth time was fatal. Omens pursued him on that occasion, and many another
would have turned back. His horse stumbled and broke a leg, and he had to
find another, and when he had done so and had resumed his journey, he was
so sleepy he could scarce sit in the saddle. Then, as he drew near
Colnbrook, his nose began to bleed.
The happenings of the day depressed him when at last he had come to the
inn. He could take nothing, and the innkeeper and his wife remarked upon
it.
“Jesu, Master Cole,” quoth they, “what ails ye to-night? Never before did
we see you thus sad. Will it please you to have a quart of burnt sack?”
“Willingly,” he rejoined; but presently lapsed into his former mood.
“I have but one child in the world,” said he, “and that is my daughter,
and half that I have is hers and the other half my wife’s. But shall I be
good to nobody but them? In conscience, my wealth is too much for a couple
to possess, and what is our religion without charity? And to whom is
charity more to be shown than to decayed householders? Tom Dove, through
his love of jollity and good-fellowship, hath lost his all. Good my Oast,
lend me a pen and inke, for straightway I will write a letter vnto the
poore man, and something I will give him. God knows how long I shall
live.”
“Why, Master Cole,” said the innkeeper, when shown what the clothier had
written, “’tis no letter, but a will you have written.”
“’Tis true,” said Cole, “and I have but written that which God put into my
mind.” Then, folding and sealing it, he desired his host to despatch it,
and was not satisfied until he himself had hired the carrier. Then he fell
a-weeping, and so went to bed, to the accompaniment of many other dolorous
signs and portents. “The scritch-owle cried piteously, and anon after the
night-rauen sate croaking hard by the window. ‘Jesu have mercy vpon me,’
quoth hee, ‘what an ill-favoured cry doe yonder carrion birds make;’ and
thereupon he laid him down in his bed, from whence he neuer rose againe.”
The innkeeper also was shaken by these ominous things, and would have
spared his guest; but his wife was of other mettle.
“What,” said she, “faint you now?”--and showed him the gold that had been
given into her care.
In the end they served the unfortunate Cole as they had many another, and
threw his body into the little river that runs near by: hence, according
to the old accounts, the name of the place, originally Cole-in-brook!
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