So the next morning we four take horse and set out. We had no guide
except Captain Caulfield, who promised he would lead us very well. But
before we had ridden three miles we lost our way and were compelled
to go on foot, leading our horses through bogs and marshes which were
very troublesome; and some of us were not wanting who swore silently
between our teeth, and wished our guide at a thousand devils. At
length we came to some village of obscure name, where for two brass
shillings we brought with us a countryman who might lead us to the
Island of Magennis, ten miles distant from the town of Newry: for
Master Morrison had promised he would meet us there.
The weather was very cold, and it began to roar dreadfully with a
strong wind in our faces, when we were on the mountains, where there
was neither tree nor house; but there was no remedy save patience.
Captain Bodley alone had a long cloak with a hood, into which he
prudently thrust his head, and laughed somewhat into himself to see
the others so badly armed against the storm.
We now come to the Island of Magennis, where, alighting from our
horses, we met Master Morrison and Captain Constable, with many
others, whom, for the sake of brevity, I pass by. They had tarried
there at least three hours, expecting our arrival, and, in the
meantime, drank ale and usquebaugh with the Lady Sara, the daughter of
Tyrone, and wife of the aforesaid Magennis; a truly beautiful woman:
so that I can well believe these three hours did not appear to them
more than a minute, especially to Master Constable, who is by nature
very fond, not of women only, but likewise of dogs and horses. We
also drank twice or thrice, and after we had duly kissed her, we each
prepared for our journey.
It was ten or twelve miles from that island to Downpatrick, where
Master Morrison dwelt; and the way seemed much longer on account of
our wish to be there. At length, as all things have an end and a black
pudding two (as the proverb hath it) we came by little and little to
the said house. And now began that more than Lucullan entertainment,
which neither Cicero, whose style in composition I chiefly imitate,
(although Horace says, “O imitators! a slavish herd”), nor any other
of the Latin or Greek authors, could express in suitable terms.
When we had approached within a stone’s throw of the house--or rather
palace--of the said Master Morrison--behold! forthwith innumerable
servants! some light us with pine-wood lights and torches because it
is dark; others, as soon as we alight, take our horses, and lead them
into a handsome and spacious stable, where neither hay nor oats are
wanting. Master Morrison himself leads us by wide stairs into a large
hall where a fire is burning the height of our chins, as the saying
is; and afterwards into a bed chamber, prepared in the Irish fashion.
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