Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Single women -- Fiction
"'"Influenza," surlily answered my father, for he was not to be
caught napping, and Marple went away hurriedly. Marple was
something in the city. The two young men were great friends, but
there are some things which cannot be told even to friends. It
was not influenza my father had got. To his fevered
onomatopoeic fancy, Marple's quick quadruple rap had translated
itself into the word: OLOTUTU.
"'At this hour of the day, my dear Sybil, it is superfluous to
say anything about this word, with which you have been familiar
from your cradle. It has now been before the public over a
quarter of a century, and it has long since won immortality.
Little did you think when we sat in the railway carriage
yesterday, that the "Olotutu" that glared at you from the
partition was the far-away cause of the cloud now hanging over
our lives. But it may be interesting to you to learn that in the
early days many people put the accent on the second syllable,
whereas all the world now knows, the accent is on the first, and
the "o" of "ol" is short. When my father found he had set the
Thames on fire, he was almost beside himself with joy. At the
office the clerks, in the intervals of wondering about "Olotutu"
wondered if he had come into a fortune. He determined to follow
up his success: to back the winning word, to consecrate his life
to "Olotutu," to put all his money on it. Thenceforwards for the
next three months you very rarely opened a paper without seeing
the word, "Olotutu." It stood always by itself, self-complete
and independent, rigid and austere, in provoking sphynx-like
solitude. Sybil, imagine to yourself my father's rapture! To be
the one man in all England who had the clue to the enigma of
"Olotutu!" At last the burden of his secret became intolerable.
He felt he must breathe a hint of it or die. One night while
Marple was smoking in his rooms and wondering about "Olotutu,"
my father proudly told him all.
"'"Great heavens!" exclaimed Marple. "Tip us your flipper, old
man! You are a millionaire."
"'"A what?" gasped my father.
"'"A millionaire!"
"'"Are you a lunatic?"
"'"Are you an idiot? Don't you see that there is a fortune in
'Olotutu'?"
"'"A fortune! How?"
"'"By bringing it out as a Joint Stock Company."
"'"But--but--but you don't understand. 'Olotutu' is only----"
"'"Only an income for life," interrupted Marple excitedly. "Look
here, old boy, I'll get you up a syndicate to run it in
twenty-four hours."
"'"Do you mean to say----?"
"'"No, I mean to do. I'm an ass not to quietly annex it all to
myself, but I always said I was too honest for the City. Give me
'Olotutu' and we'll divide the profits. Glory! Hooray!"
"'He capered about the floor wildly.
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