Humorous stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Single women -- Fiction
"'There is not very much about "Olotutu" itself even in the last
edition, but from the very first, there is a great deal about
the power of the company to manufacture, import, export, and
deal in all kinds of materials, commodities, and articles
necessary for and useful in carrying on the same; to carry on
any other operations or business which the company might from
time to time deem expedient in connection with its main business
for the time being; to purchase, take in exchange, or on lease,
hire, or otherwise, in any part of the world, for any estate, or
interests, any lands, factories, buildings, easements, patent
rights, brands and trademarks, concessions, privileges,
machinery, plant, stock-in-trade, utensils, necessary or
convenient, for the purposes of the company, or to sell,
exchange, let or rent royalty, share of profits, or otherwise
use and grant licenses, easements and other rights of and over,
and in any other manner deal with or dispose of the whole or any
part of the undertaking, business and property of the Company,
and in consideration to accept cash or shares, stock, debenture
or securities of any company whose objects were or included
objects similar to those of the Company.
"'The actual nature of "Olotutu" does not seem to have been
settled till the ninth edition, but all the editions include the
analyst's report, certifying that "Olotutu" contains no
injurious ingredients and is far purer and safer than any other
(here there was a blank in the first eight editions in the
market). From this it is evident that Marple has made up his
mind to something chemical, though it is equally apparent that
he kept an open mind regards its precise character, for in the
ninth edition the blank is filled up with "purgative," in the
tenth with "meat extract," in the eleventh with "hair-dye," in
the twelfth with "cod liver oil," and it is only in the
thirteenth edition that the final decision seems to have been
arrived at in favor of "soap." This of course, my dear Sybil,
you already know. Indeed, if I mistake not, "Olotutu," the only
absolutely scentless soap in the market, is your own pet soap. I
hope it will not shock you too much if I tell you in the
strictest confidence that except in price, stamp, and copious
paper-wrapping, "Olotutu" is simply bars of yellow soap chopped
small. It was here, perhaps, that Marple's genius showed to the
highest advantage. The public was overdone with patent scented
soaps; there seemed something unhealthy or at least
molly-coddling about their use; the time was ripe for return to
the rude and primitive. "Absolutely scentless" became the
trademark of "Olotutu" and the public, being absolutely
senseless (_pace_, my dear Sybil), somehow concluded that
because the soap was devoid of scent it was impregnated with
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