Domestic fiction; Sisters -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
"Oh," said Mr. Povey, largely, "I don't know."
"Will ye run to a tenner?"
"I thought of something cheaper."
"Well, hoo much? Out wi' it, mester."
"Not more than two pounds," said Mr. Povey. He would have said one
pound had he dared. The prices of dogs amazed him.
"I thowt it was a dog as ye wanted!" said Boon. "Look 'ere, mester.
Come up to my yard and see what I've got."
"I will," said Mr. Povey.
"And bring missis along too. Now, what about a cat for th' missis? Or a
gold-fish?"
The end of the episode was that a young lady aged some twelve months
entered the Povey household on trial. Her exiguous legs twinkled all
over the parlour, and she had the oddest appearance in the parlour. But
she was so confiding, so affectionate, so timorous, and her black nose
was so icy in that hot weather, that Constance loved her violently
within an hour. Mr. Povey made rules for her. He explained to her that
she must never, never go into the shop. But she went, and he whipped
her to the squealing point, and Constance cried an instant, while
admiring her husband's firmness.
The dog was not all.
On another day Constance, prying into the least details of the parlour,
discovered a box of cigars inside the lid of the harmonium, on the
keyboard. She was so unaccustomed to cigars that at first she did not
realize what the object was. Her father had never smoked, nor drunk
intoxicants; nor had Mr. Critchlow. Nobody had ever smoked in that
house, where tobacco had always been regarded as equally licentious
with cards, 'the devil's playthings.' Certainly Samuel had never smoked
in the house, though the sight of the cigar-box reminded Constance of
an occasion when her mother had announced an incredulous suspicion that
Mr. Povey, fresh from an excursion into the world on a Thursday
evening, 'smelt of smoke.'
She closed the harmonium and kept silence.
That very night, coming suddenly into the parlour, she caught Samuel at
the harmonium. The lid went down with a resonant bang that awoke
sympathetic vibrations in every corner of the room.
"What is it?" Constance inquired, jumping.
"Oh, nothing!" replied Mr. Povey, carelessly. Each was deceiving the
other: Mr. Povey hid his crime, and Constance hid her knowledge of his
crime. False, false! But this is what marriage is.
And the next day Constance had a visit in the shop from a possible new
servant, recommended to her by Mr. Holl, the grocer.
"Will you please step this way?" said Constance, with affable primness,
steeped in the novel sense of what it is to be the sole responsible
mistress of a vast household. She preceded the girl to the parlour, and
as they passed the open door of Mr. Povey's cutting-out room, Constance
had the clear vision and titillating odour of her husband smoking a
cigar. He was in his shirt-sleeves, calmly cutting out, and Fan (the
lady companion), at watch on the bench, yapped at the possible new
servant.
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